The best of the internet, chopped into tiny bits and grilled for your enjoyment. Have you heard about a little thing called the Consumer Electronics Show? No? Well, don't worry, Shiny Shiny has the story so far, and Wired was liveblogging the Sony press conference, and the Bill Gates opening keynote speech. From Sony, we learn that a GPS receiver for the Sony PSP, already available in Japan, will be coming to America. Microsoft announced......

A steaming hot pile of our favorite things from around the internets. They're actually doing a third Underworld movie. Of course, it will be a prequel. It's called Underworld 3: The Rise of the Lycans, and it'll be the directorial debut of Patrick Tatopoulos, who did the creature effects on the first two movies. Apparently director George Miller will be working on Mad Max 4: Fury Road, Happy Feet 2, and Justice League of America,......

The shapeless dough of the internet, formed into tasty pellets and baked to perfection, just for you. You might have heard about a little game called Halo 3 getting released late last night/early this morning. Game|Life has the details on the midnight release party at a Best Buy in Manhattan, while Joystiq covers a non-launch in Boston and an actual, celebrity-infested launch in LA. Beware, however! Rumor is that the limited edition packaging for the......

The best of the internet, squirted out in flavorful neon globules, just for you. First of all, it's important to mention that today is Talk Like a Pirate Day. In honor of this excellent holiday, check out Shiny Shiny's list of the top 5 pirate goodies (via Sarcasmom). This is a particularly wonderful list, because it is also in honor of Star Foster, who was a giant fan of Talk Like a Pirate Day, and......

A steaming hot pile of our favorite things from around the internets. There's a very cool Ryan Adams contest running right now. Create the ultimate iMix of Ryan Adams songs, based around a theme of your choosing, then submit it here. The grand prize winner will get an iPod Nano, Adams' album Easy Tiger in digital format, and his/her iMix will be included in the digital booklet. Joystiq has a ton of videos featuring in-game,......

The best of the internet, squirted out in flavorful neon globules, just for you. As we all know, because it is front page news across the country for some reason, Paris Hilton is currently in jail. No doubt there are cameras recording it all for a future reality TV show, but just in case there's not, you can experience her time in prison for yourself right now via the online game The Prison Life: Paris.......

The best of the internet, chopped into tiny bits and grilled for your enjoyment. UPDATE: Oops! We forgot one important thing: this Emerald Nuts commercial is our pick for the best Super Bowl commercial. It's pure-burning comedy brilliance. Enjoy! First of all, let's get the crushingly depressing news out of the way: Joss Whedon is no longer working on Wonder Woman. From the text of his official announcement (which you can read if you click......