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Last night proved that defense wins games. Wait…wait, no. It proved beyond doubt that Brian Westbrook is the ethanol that makes the Eagles Hybrid car of mediocrity run. No, hold on. Last night’s game proved that Andy Reid calls plays during a 2-minute drill as well as Sarah Palin articulates.

  • Three Philadelphia funeral-home directors were charged yesterday with stealing body parts from the dead without family permission and selling them as part of a $1 billion transplant industry. Much of the tissue was taken from unsuitable donors, but paperwork was falsified to make the donors appear healthy.
  • Early yesterday morning, a man driving a stolen BMW crashed into a Honda at Susquehanna Avenue and 18th Street in North Philadelphia. The driver of the Honda is in critical condition, and the passenger was pronounced dead at the scene. The driver of the BMW has been arrested. Unconfirmed media reports say the crash was the result of a police chase.
  • John S. Carter, the former president of the Independence Seaport Museum, pleaded guilty yesterday to charges that he misused more than $1 million of the museum's money to fund his own lavish lifestyle.
  • The Flyers had an unlikely fan last night - a company in Buffalo called Choco-Logo Confectionery Design. The company "is supplying gourmet popcorn to suites at HSBC Arena and chocolate bars to guests at the Harbour Club during the playoff run." The longer the series goes on, the better it is for them, and a Flyers win means a game five in Buffalo, so there you go. Btw, Choco-Logo apparently sells chocolate salty bars. We wonder if those come in ball form?
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