Two new writers join us today. The first of them, Melissa Watts, is a versatile writer with experience ranging from marketing to journalism, but that's not the only thing that won us over. We were really sold when she told us: "I love Phillyist. My work day doesn't start right without it." Flattery will get you everywhere, folks—including a spot on the staff. Welcome, Melissa! Who doesn’t like a few “na na naas” or “da......