Results tagged “thenewyorkpost”

...S-M-R-T: Miss Teen South Carolina swears she is, despite vast evidence to the contrary. (Via Jessica and Ross, on Yahoo! and across the internets.)

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...Assault: Not only don't we want to be on the road when she's driving, now we don't even want to be on the sidewalks! (Via The Superficial.)

...Cartoons: The wonderful thing about tiggers is most definitely their propensities for violence. (Via Local6.com.)

...Main Points Missed: That's us, missing the main point. This story is adorable, but hello? When did Pennsylvania become part of the Midwest? (Via .)

...Stupid: This is why children shouldn't make movies. Movies should only have characters over the age of sixteen in them. (Via What Would Tyler Durden Do?)

...Confirmation that Eugenics May Not Have Been a Bad Idea: That poor kid. (Via The Superficial.)

This week's quote is from the always-clever, very talented Peter O'Toole (a.k.a. Lawrence of Arabia), who said: "I have no intention of uttering my last words on the stage. Room service and a couple of depraved young women will do me quite nicely for an exit." Now, on with the listings!

...Poop: People bronze their babies' poop? Seriously? (Via The Superficial.)