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Get out and vote today. You wouldn't want to make Puff Daddy P. Diddy Diddy Sean Combs angry, now would you?

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5. After kidnapping her two children, Britney Spears goes on the lam before being finally caught in Old City, Philadelphia, attempting to stuff her sons into the Liberty Bell. Seems she thought it was a ride of some sort.

A tall, icy glass of our favorite internet junk, just for you. A handy list for frequenters of fast food restaurants like ourselves: The 88 Fast Food Items Most Likely To Kill You. We're pleased to say that most of these are from places we don't ever go to. But we're depressed to see McDonalds' fries and Burger King's chicken fries included. We love those! (Via Sarah) And speaking of unhealthy foods, how about some...

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Editor's Note: Phillyist has seen and enjoyed Puppet Karaoke before, but we thought it was time to revisit and reiterate. Also, you know how we love a good post about faux penises...

Let's take a look back at a week that raised this Zen koan: if Kevin Federline got into a wrestling ring with a wrestler, who would you root for?

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This Phillyist was considering translating all of today's Phillyist posts into pirate speak in recognition of today being "Talk Like a Pirate Day," - but we feared our fellow wordsmiths would take umbrage to our fiddling with their well-crafted words and would keel-haul us but good. (The pen, after all, is mightier than the sword.) So, instead, you can view Phillyist at this address to see what we'd look like if I weren't so lily-livered (thanks to Dan and Ethel's language filter).

Because sometimes, life gets in the way...

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...Mischief: Utah Jazz player Carlos Boozer (we're refraining from making a joke about his name) has filed a complaint against Prince, who is currently renting Boozer's Southern California home. The Artist, or somebody employed by him, made "unauthorized home improvements" in the form of purple stripes and other decorations (including Prince's symbol and "3121," the name of his new album.) Oh, Dave Chappelle, where are you and why aren't you making fun of this? (Via Fox Sports, with photos courtesy of What Would Tyler Durden Do?)

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An open letter to those Philadelphians posting to “Live 8 sucks” message boards: I am not going to Live 8. I am not going to Live 8, but not for the same reasons you’re not going to Live 8. I’m not going to Live 8 because I’m claustrophobic. That doesn’t mean I don’t think you’re an asshole because you’re complaining, though. People, we’re talking about starving kids in Africa! I really don’t see what there is to complain about. Sure, we’d like to see some more socially conscious bands playing. But just because the bands didn’t sport “Vote or Die” t-shirts (I am excepting P. Diddy, of course) or play at Kerry rallies doesn’t mean they don’t care. Again, these are STARVING CHILDREN IN AFRICA. Does anybody actually not care about that? Think of it this way: at least we have a line-up. The official website for Live 8 reports that Moscow still doesn’t have a final line-up. (And we were worried about concert permits!) And another thing, Philadelphians: you’re making us look bad. Here we’ve got this HUGE, international event coming up. We were chosen -– Philadelphia was chosen -– to host the American concert. Not New York. Not LA, or San Francisco, or Chicago, or Miami, or Dallas. And you’re complaining. It makes us seem ungrateful. It makes us look bad. Sure, you might say to yourself, but Philly hosted the original Live Aid concert, so didn’t we deserve it? Perhaps. But they didn’t have to give it to us. And you wonder why Philly usually gets passed over for this stuff. One million people are expected to “descend” on the Parkway for the Live 8 concert this weekend. That means that there are some people out there who want to see this show -– some of them are coming a long way to see this show, too. If you’re not one of the excited million, please, please don’t go. Stay home, listen to Frank Sinatra or Blink-182 or Insane Clown Posse or whoever you’d rather listen to. But don’t be a waste-of-space on the Parkway. And if, for some reason, you find yourself on the Parkway despite your best efforts, try to have fun. And don’t haggle the performers. It’s rude. Besides, we all saw the “Vote or Die” episode of South Park. You don’t want to piss P. Diddy & Co. off. Consider yourselves warned.