Some people don't read Phillyist. We don't know why, either. Maybe it's because they don't know what's good for them. Or maybe they're busy mapping the human genome. All 3 billion base pairs of DNA. Yes, we know, billion is a crazy word. It means "hella lots." We've also included a charity event, so put on your best generous face and consider taking a chance on the price of admission, since it's for a......

We're trying to bring you a better Monday than you're used to, but sometimes it's difficult to have fun on a Monday, even if you find something interesting to do. That's why we propose that Monday be altogether stricken from existence. We know that Tuesday would take its place, but it would be several generations before Tuesday took on the meaning for posterity that Monday holds for us now. Then, they could just bring......

This is the part where we [try to] say something funny. But this is one hell of a Wednesday, so think of something funny in your head. Today, it's all about short and sweet. GRADUATE STUDENT MIXER WITH IRISH RED ALE SAMPLES Graduate students are cool because they're like, totally graduated, but, like, totally still in school. If you are one, go meet more. Drink. Rinse. Repeat. WHO: 21+ WHERE: Sláinte, 30th and Market......