The best of the internet, squirted out in flavorful neon globules, just for you. It's Rock Band week, people! Game|Life has a glowing review, while Joystiq has put together their usual metareview. Joystiq has also launched a new weekly post highlighting new downloadable content for Rock Band. And they've paid tribute to an intrepid soul who tried to be a one-woman Rock Band. Matt Selman over on Nerd World has written an amusing essay on......

Stardust is mediocre. It’s the usual good versus evil, with witches, pirates, magic spells and a magic land. It has humorous scenes, but some scenes are just plain cheesy. Watching Robert DeNiro act like something other than a mean bastard was refreshing, and seeing Michelle Pfeiffer in another witch role was well, okay, but I’ve seen her in this role before, so I wanted something a little different. I didn’t care for the emphasis on......

What's new and/or interesting in Philly theaters this weekend. Labyrinth - Woah! Here's a blast from the past. It's the 1986 classic wherein a young Jennifer Connelly has to travel into a weird fantasy world and face-off against a charming, well-hung, singing, dancing, evil David Bowie - not to mention a bunch of Jim Henson puppets - in order to save her kidnapped baby brother. Of course, it's ostensibly a kid's movie, so she has......

What's new and/or interesting in Philly theaters this weekend. Becoming Jane - English majors around the world are either cringing or jumping for joy over this historical drama about the personal life of Jane Austen, which heavily influenced her work. Normally, this Phillyist would be rolling his eyes and thinking of any and every excuse imaginable to avoid seeing this movie, but if push comes to shove, he might suffer through it. After all, Anne......

What's new and/or interesting in Philly theaters this weekend. Breaking and Entering - Oh no! Another movie about three people whose lives intersect! Still, this one does sound rather intriguing, as it features Jude Law as a landscape architect who decides to start investigating the repeated thefts at his state-of-the-art offices in inner-city King's Cross (a seedy area of town he's trying to help rejuvenate), and ends up stumbling outside the confines of his familiar......

...Dirty Little Secrets: Nothing surprising about this list. (Via What Would Tyler Durden Do?) ...Illegal Things Gotten Away With Because of Fame: That's not oregano. (Via The Daily Mail.) ...Cosmetic Surgery: Well, at least Tara Reid will admit that she had it. (Via The Superficial.) ...Malibu Ghettos: This is now officially our favorite thing ever. (On YouTube, via Columnist Katie, who got it from reader Anna.) ...Reunions: Paris and Nicole don't want to be......