The shapeless dough of the internet, formed into tasty pellets and baked to perfection, just for you. More end of year lists! How we love them. First up is Mr. Skin's Top 20 Celebrity Nude Scenes of 2008 (via; it's actually mostly safe for work, as there's no actual nudity on the page, but keep in mind the language is rather... florid—plus there's multiple ads for Playboy). Then we have the most popular movie trailers......

The best of the internet, chopped into tiny bits and grilled for your enjoyment. Thanksgiving 2008 is already a fast-fading memory, but we can't resist linking to Cinematical's last "Movies We're Thankful for" Thanksgiving post, because it highlights a great film that we truly love: The Thin Man. Oh, and Download Squad had a similar thing going on; check out this list of apps they're thankful for. And finally, Underwire's 20 Worst Film and TV......

The best of the internet, squirted out in flavorful neon globules, just for you. A more concise edition of Joystiq's Black Friday shopping guide. It's the 2008 Good Gift Games guide from Matthew Baldwin. (Via) In honor of the holiday, Cinematical picks seven Terrific Turkeys of the Aughts, which in this case refers to bad movies, not birds. Cinematical is also continuing its holiday-appropriate series, "Movies We're Thankful for," with paeans to Anchorman and Dirty......

Fun around town, for $10 or less: WEDNESDAY: If We Tell You, We'll Have to Kill You In Five Years: The Ministry of Secret Jokes upstairs at Fergie's Pub (1214 Sansom), 9PM. Free Boys With Guitars: Jonah Delso, Tim McGlone, and Jake Snider at Upstairs at World Café Live (3025 Walnut), 8PM. $10 Gobblaroo: Silvertide, Jealousy Curve, Downtown Harvest, and The Dive at the TLA (334 South), 9PM. $9.33 (guess who's sponsoring the show) Quizzo......

The shapeless dough of the internet, formed into tasty pellets and baked to perfection, just for you. This is pretty funny—one or more people covered a poster for Twilight in the NYC subway with spoilers for the rest of the series. And a penis drawing. For more Twilight hilarity, check out this rejected screenplay (via). And finally, in all seriousness, it is kind of neat that the film had the best opening weekend ever for......

A steaming hot pile of our favorite things from around the internets. For those who want to know what this whole Watchmen thing is about, but don't feel like reading the whole book, here's the condensed version. And those who have read the book will find this image of a cute little Rorschach particularly twisted and disturbing... and funny! Do you get irritated by people constantly asking you questions they could easily get the answer......

Fun around town, for $10 or less: FRIDAY: Hurrah!: The Last Hurrah of the Clementines performed by Missoula Oblongata and presented by Puppet Uprising at Studio 34 (4522 Baltimore), 8PM. $10 Accept No: Prabir and the Substitutes, Conversations With Enemies & Friends, and Johnny Action Figure at Millcreek Tavern (4200 Chester), 9PM. $8 Opening: Gallery opening with Dan Ellerbroek's Arizona landscapes (and free wine and cheese) at Abbraccio Restaurant (820 S 47th), 5-7PM. Free SATURDAY:......

God Bless John Oates. And his 'stache. It is time once again to pour out your "fictional" stories to the wise gurus at CP. As we mourn Prop 8, a reminder that there are some different options on how to proceed—and how to think about the idea of marriage in general. A reminder that it's not just murder that gives us a bad crime rap. Though art can come from violence. Can private sources help......

A steaming hot pile of our favorite things from around the internets. "For the first time, astronomers have taken a visual image of a multiple-planet solar system beyond our own." Very exciting. DARPA's finally going to get us our flying cars! New Watchmen trailer! We still have misgivings, but we have to admit, it looks really, really good. Game|Life takes a look at the long lines for Wrath of the Lich King, and then gives......

The best of the internet, squirted out in flavorful neon globules, just for you. Get a first look at the new Enterprise! Actually it's the old Enterprise. But you know what we mean. (Via) We're sure you all remember the Sarah Palin porn spoof, Nailin' Paylin. Well, now a Florida-based porn director named Cezar Capone wants to do it with the real thing! He's willing to pay Palin $2 million to appear in an adult......

A steaming hot pile of our favorite things from around the internets. A great parody image of the presidential and vice presidential candidates as heroes and villains from Batman (via). In other hilarious political news, now that the campaign is over, aides from the Palin and McCain camps are taking shots at one another, and all kinds of nasty dirt about Palin is coming out. Bah ha ha ha! Harry Knowles has a source who......

The shapeless dough of the internet, formed into tasty pellets and baked to perfection, just for you. Wired has a couple of fun, presidential photo galleries up for Election Day: A Century of Presidents and Casting the Ballot in Elections Gone By. They've also got a fun story to scare the crap out of you: "optical-scan machines made by Election Systems & Software failed recent pre-election tests in a Michigan county, producing different tallies for......

The best of the internet, chopped into tiny bits and grilled for your enjoyment. Woo hoo! Good news for Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles! Fox has picked up the show for a full season, ordering the back nine episodes of the second season. In honor of the recent release of Max Payne, Time picks the top 10 worst video game movies. (Via Sarah) Early reviews of Quantum of Solace are in, and they're quite positive.......

The shapeless dough of the internet, formed into tasty pellets and baked to perfection, just for you. Some interesting entertainment news tidbits from Cinematical: production of Darren Aronofsky's The Fighter may or may not be in trouble, depending on who you believe; a theme park in the UK is going to have a ride based on the Saw films; and there are some new pics of Samuel L. Jackson and the late Bernie Mac in......

The best of the internet, chopped into tiny bits and grilled for your enjoyment. Plenty of fun stuff has come out of Blizzcon, so settle in. Joystiq has coverage of the lore panels for Diablo III and Starcraft II. More importantly, Earnest at Game|Life actually got his hands on Diablo III. We're a little dubious about some of the changes he describes, but his impressions seem very positive overall, so we'll see. Anyway, the screenshots......

A steaming hot pile of our favorite things from around the internets. Crisis averted! Royalties won't be increased, and the iTunes Music Store won't be shut down... this time! (Via Sarah) AMC is developing a series based on Red Mars, the first book in Kim Stanley Robinson's epic sci-fi trilogy about the colonization of Mars. Today's collection of ridiculous election-related links: 7-Eleven's coffee cup poll (via Zoe); Defective Yeti's liveblog of last night's Biden-Palin debate;......

A tall, icy glass of our favorite internet junk, just for you. The iTunes Music Store could be closed soon. The Copyright Royalty Board is scheduled to hand down a decision today on royalties paid to publishers and songwriters for downloaded music, and if those rates are increased by six cents per song, Apple says it will have to shut down the iTunes Music Store because it will no longer be profitable. (Via Sarah) Nintendo......

The best of the internet, squirted out in flavorful neon globules, just for you. Netflix reached a deal to provide via its streaming web service about 2,500 titles from the Starz movie library. (Via Sarah) Cinematical presents the greatest pie fights in movies, and seven horror remakes that don't suck. Tiberium, EA's Command and Conquer FPS, has been canceled due to its inability to meet quality standards. eBay has launched a new tool called the......

The shapeless dough of the internet, formed into tasty pellets and baked to perfection, just for you. At least some of the images included in Microsoft's "I'm a PC" ads appear to have been produced on a Mac. D'oh! The relatively new blog ThingsWithApproximatelyAsManyPeopleAsWasilla.com kind of explains itself. (Via Phillyist Contribute page) Defective Yeti has put out part one of his Halloween Gaming Guide. Woo hoo! Cinematical has what appear to be images of the......

A steaming hot pile of our favorite things from around the internets. The rumor that Tom Cruise might voice the villain in the fourth Shrek film is apparently false. (Via Jill) Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson will be starring in the next Disney-ride-turned-film: Tomorrowland. Well, actually, Disney seems to be saying the movie is just a space-centric film and is not based on the Tomorrowland ride, but Variety says otherwise. *shrug* Deus Ex lead designer Harvey......

The best of the internet, chopped into tiny bits and grilled for your enjoyment. Author George R.R. Martin had some exciting news for his fans on his "Not-a-Blog" at the end of last week: HBO exercised its option and purchased the television rights to A Game of Thrones. He cautions not to get too excited, as this still doesn't necessarily mean a TV show based on his fantasy novel is in the works; the project......

A tall, icy glass of our favorite internet junk, just for you. The Dark Knight will be re-released this coming January, partly in an attempt to make more money, but also partly so it will be considered during awards season. Writer-director Wes Anderson has signed with Universal and Imagine Entertainment to write a remake of the 2006 French comedy, Mon meilleur ami (My Best Friend). There's talk that he may also end up directing. Joystiq......

The shapeless dough of the internet, formed into tasty pellets and baked to perfection, just for you. Get some culture with your LOL. This Penny Arcade has us asking: But what can you get at WaWa? We have a lot of birthdays coming up, and Perpetual Kid is helping out big time. Pirate timer? Argh! Wow. We thought our hair was “grossly abnormal,” but had no idea some folks have a medical condition causing same.......

The best of the internet, squirted out in flavorful neon globules, just for you. This ad for The Powerpuff Girls is also a brilliant and hilarious parody of Super Friends. Enjoy! (Via) Obama has many famous supporters—even emo! (Via Jill) PW tracks the sad decline of Nic Cage by listing six films in which he just didn't give a flying... well, you know. (Via Sarah) Well, you can forget about the Tarzan reboot being a......

Nostalgia. Nothing is better than trying to snap those brightly colored pieces into place.They're as old as we are and still cool. In fact, the LEGO Minifigure turned 30 this week.LEGOs change lives! Kinda. They've gotten more sophisticated with age. What started as some plastic pieces has evolved into movies, video games, and more. They even offer the Rockoh T3! That's a long way from the plain 'ol large bricks.LEGOs in the Olympics. LEGOs rebuild......

This is the green issue, so it's appropriate to read it online. Then grab a bite to eat. If you've got the cash and time, try "Philly's greenest restaurateur." We Shop Eco. Make sure Fido is on board with the eco-friendliness. We really can't take it that far though. And biking in the city still scares us. Lessons learned from the Olympics. Keep on getting ready for Fringe; good luck getting into Wandering Alice though.......

The best of the internet, chopped into tiny bits and grilled for your enjoyment. NME profiles an American teen who quit school to work on perfecting his Guitar Hero game. His skills have already netted him prizes, and he hopes to go professional eventually. Oh, and don't worry—his parents have hired him a tutor so he can continue his education. (Via Ross) On September 1st, you can go into any participating Chik-Fil-A wearing a sports......

Can you believe Labor Day weekend is right around the corner? We can't either. Here's what's going on this weekend. Wildwood Block Party & Festival is on Saturday. It has the usual: games, crafts, food, entertainment, etc. Stone Harbor Merchants' Day Sale is on Saturday. The town, with its normally expensive shops, opens its doors to some great discounts. Heading to AC? Here's what's going on: Comedian Andrew Dice Clay is at the Borgata on......

The best of the internet, squirted out in flavorful neon globules, just for you. The boys at Penny Arcade really outdid themselves today. But... ahem... well, not to get even nerdier than usual on you or anything, but... they also spelled wookiee wrong. It's two e's at the end. Everybody gets that wrong. Cinematical picks seven romantic comedies actually worth watching. The three main stars of the original The Greatest American Hero TV show have......

What was the best part of Invincible? Was it the story of triumph and struggle in the harsh economy of the Carter Years? WRONG! Was it the extremely well shot and realistic football scenes? Not even close! How about the strong bond of brotherhood and friendship in a tight-knit but emotionally stunted community of uber-masculine guys? Nice try. Well, then, it has to be the sheer unearthly hotness of Elizabeth Banks? Sorta. The best part......