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A tall, icy glass of our favorite internet junk, just for you.

A tall, icy glass of our favorite internet junk, just for you.

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No wonder Philadelphians have a reputation for being surly. Turns out Brotherly Love is the only kind of lovin' we get. According to a survey conducted by Trojan Condoms, Philadelphians only have sex an average of 73 times a year. That ties us with Dallas and Chicago for the second-lowest rate of sexual activity in the country. To make matters worse, Philadelphians are only 64% satisfied with what action we do get.

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-Been Friends For Years

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Films: Marcello, Marcello; Don't Look Down

-Black & Blue

-Sloppy Seconds

-Back to Basics

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-Bored in Bryn Mawr

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Dear Sparky and Snarky,

-Stuck in a Rut

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We've gotten a few questions about Hallmark's favorite holiday (that would be Valentine's Day), and rather than answer them all individually we thought we'd give you our list of V-Day DOs and DON'Ts.

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-Not Mr. MoneyBags

P.S. Alice has a long term boyfriend.

-Hot for Teacher

Editors' Note: This week's "Sparky and Snarky" post is a little bit racier than previous contributions. Because we know that many of you read Phillyist at work and we don't want you to be in an, um, uncomfortable position, we're putting this week's answer behind the jump.

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-Dunkyer Donut or Time to Diet?

Judging by some of the questions we get, some of you had a pretty rough time on the dating scene and in the bedroom in 2008. Resolve to make 2009 your year for happy, healthy and fun relationships with our list of top ten dating resolutions.

-Shut Down in Lansdowne

While it would be easy to call out the family who flipped because their local grocery store wouldn't customize a birthday cake for their son, Adolf Hitler Campbell, we've already had our fun with them this week.

-Gettin' Jiggy with the Gifties