The best of the internet, squirted out in flavorful neon globules, just for you. Blender claims to have put together a list of the 40 Worst Lyricists in Rock, but they've done a pretty awful job. We'll admit that everybody on this list has written very bad lyrics at one time or another, but people like Paul McCartney, Billy Corgan, Jim Morrison, and the members of Genesis have also written great big piles of really......

...Freak-Outs: This might be one of the funniest, most pathetic, things Britney has done yet! (Via The Superficial.) ...Yeah, Right! Paris loves Jesus. (Via What Would Tyler Durden Do?) ...Theft: Lindsay Lohan is, like, our hero. (Via People.) ...Identity Theft: Well, nobody wants to see the real Katie Holmes having sex, either. (Via Egotastic!) ...Best Actress Honors: Two excellent performances here, not to be missed. (So we embedded them, too.) (Via Hollywood Rag.) ...Has-Beens: Nothing......

As 2006 ends and 2007 begins, the -ists look back not at the past week, but at the past year. So here it is, your Best of 2006 Spectacular. And from all of us at the -ists, happy New Year! Austinist was all about controversy as new construction to increase urban density ran rampant in 2006, as did threats to the city's image from gigantic corporations looking to set up shop in town, leading......

Best of the week is compiled and edited by Seattlest's Dan Gonsiorowski. DCist helps us make more sense of the world this week. Posts like this concert review are the reason for Scott Stapp. DCist also enumerates the reasons for playing ultimate frisbee, Condi's tight buns, their love of a local convenience store, and their jealousy of a person in Seattle calling the city. LAist documented graf artist Banksy's most recent visit to LA in......

...Stupid: Kid Rock sues to stop the release of a sex tape starring him and Scott Stapp (the recently-married former frontman of Creed). We respect everyone's right to privacy, and we're not necessarily making fun of the suit. We're just making fun of the fact that KID ROCK AND SCOTT STAPP MADE A SEX TAPE. (Via People) ...Cute: Gwyneth Paltrow is proud of her baby bump. Ever since Demi Moore posed nude with hers,......