Fun around town, for $10 or less: Are You Experienced?: The new Erotic Literary Salon invites you to share your original or favorite erotica at L’Etage (624 S 6th), 8:30. $10 (registration required: 215-840-5830) The Griefs: The Griefs, Dark Horse & the Carousels, and Love City at Tritone (1508 South), 10PM. $5 Ewww: Ingrowing, Squash Bowels, Nueropraxia, Inhuman Dissilency, Defleshuary, and Psytoxia at the Khyber (56 S 2nd), 8PM. $10 Got a frugal tip? Don't......

Do you all stay in your apartments and houses weeping of boredom when we leave you hanging? Do you sit at home bleary-eyed, wondering just what it is that you can't miss? We hate to hurt you, and we'll never do it again. Until the next time. WOMEN'S PROFESSIONAL MAKEUP CLASS You may not be America's Next Top Model, but that doesn't mean you have to leave the house looking like a sideshow. Hurry up......