Several of the characters in Observe and Report haunted the mall when I had a part-time job there 13 years ago: the morning walkers, the lost souls, the horny make-up counter attendant, the dirty old men who sized up teenagers in the food court. I even felt a little nostalgic during the opening sequence, when head security guard Ronnie Barnhardt (Seth Rogen) watches customers, salespeople, and loiterers cruise the corridors. But then, the camera cuts to the parking lot, where an ugly little man wearing nothing but a trench coat runs around pointing to his penis. Yes, we see the penis. More than a few times.

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