Results tagged “pitbull”

This column came about because, back in January, we read Bill Maher's "Dickheads of the Year;" the next day, we'd read a story about a couple of wastes of human life who had viciously beaten, stoned and hanged a Pit Bull in North Philadelphia. We were disgusted and appalled, and the "Dickheads of the Year" column was still fresh in our minds, and dishonorees.

Have you been in Rittenhouse Square on a nice Saturday afternoon lately? If so, you've probably seen volunteers from the Philadelphia Animal Welfare Society (PAWS) out with some of their adoptable pets. If you've seen the PAWS folks out and about, or if you've checked our recent profiles of PAWS dogs, you may have noticed that many of these shelter dogs are Pit Bull mixes, and that they're complete sweethearts.

Our first Asshole(s) of the Week are the Michael-Vick-wanna-be douchebags who beat, stoned and hanged a pit bull from a railing at an abandoned school in North Philadelphia. It's fitting that Vick was the lead in Bill Maher's aforementioned writeup and these scumbags are our first Phillyist Assholes of the Week. We're going to give honorary Asshole of the Week awards to everyone like the wastes of life responsible for this latest animal brutality incident, because it's not like this is an uncommon occurrence. There were also two live pit bull puppies found dumped in a duffel bag elsewhere in North Philly. We fully believe in Mahatma Gandhi's observation that "The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way its animals are treated," and Charles Doran's logical follow-up that "A man's soul can be judged by the way he treats his dog." We hesitate to call animal cruelists (yes, we made up the word, but we like it) "men" at all. Instead, we'll call them Assholes of the Week.

  • Seven Democratic presidential candidates will be coming to Drexel University tomorrow for a two-hour debate that will be televised on MSNBC. No public tickets are available.
  • The other weird crime epidemic currently terrorizing our fair city is getting shot in the butt. That article - which is cleverly entitled "Bunsmoke," and makes use of such lovely phrases as "buttocks blasting" - is of course from the Daily News, who suggest that this odd type of attack may be a new way for gangsters and drug dealers to hand out warnings. The Daily News also provides a handy run-down of each of the nine ass-shootings that have happened so far this year. Lovely. Anyway, everybody hang onto your butts.
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