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The thought occurs: Johnny Depp fourteen years ago looks a lot like Orlando Bloom today. Coincidence, or conspiracy?

What's new and/or interesting in Philly theaters this weekend

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In the interest of full disclosure, we admit that when we were offered the chance to see Joan Jett's show Saturday night at Atlantic City's House of Blues, we clapped our hands, jumped up and down, and made noises similar to those a thirteen-year-old girl might make when stumbling upon a treasure trove of shirtless Orlando Bloom pictures. In short, we may have been instantaneously transformed from a serious and rational person into a squealing fangirl. We are not ashamed to admit this, because we admit this about Joan Jett, and Joan Jett is roughly sixteen different kinds of awesome. (We say roughly because we are unsure what your individual kinds of awesome might be. Joan Jett averages between twelve and thirty different kinds of awesome, depending on the sliding scale currently in use in your neck of the woods.)

What's new and/or interesting in Philly theaters this weekend.

What's new and/or interesting in Philly theaters this weekend.