We want to remind everyone that this is absolutely not gay. (~Stewie Griffin)......

Fun around town, for $10 or less: Hip Hop: Local Hip Hop Showcase featuring MAGr, Burke, Nico the Beast, Nickelz, Scanz, Sinn Azucar, King Magnetic, Viro the Virus, Kraft, and Myrikal at the Balcony at the Troc (1003 Arch), 7PM. $5 Under the Stars: Outdoor movie event with Bend It Like Beckham, in celebration of the Olympic Gymnastics Trials, at Penn’s Landing Great Plaza (Columbus and Chestnut), 8:30PM. Free Andrew’s Video Vault: Presented by ARM/cinema25......

Fun around town, for $10 or less: Free Food! Oh, And Yeah, Some Athletes: “You’ll See More Twists Than a Philly Pretzel,” featuring live entertainment, gymnastics demonstrations, and free soft pretzels at Love Park (15th and JFK), Noon. Free Jam Bang: Jam Bang and Greg Ginn & The Taylor Texas Corrugators at the Khyber (56 S 2nd), 8PM. $8 Nada: The Nadas and Lelia Broussard at Upstairs at World Café Live (3025 Walnut), 8PM. $10......