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On my walk to work Tuesday morning, I was a block away from the store when I hit a red light. While waiting for it to change, I looked to see what the light was doing. There was a man standing to my left, in my line of vision to the stoplight. He winked and smiled at me, but I couldn’t even tell you what he looked like, because as soon as my nose faced him, I was overcome by the urge to sneeze (at the very least) or heave (at the worst), and had to turn immediately away for a breath of fresh air.

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