This week's winner was a no-brainer. How could we pick anybody but the man who grabbed pretty much all the headlines, Milton Street? Where could we even begin? The biggest news, of course, was Milton being convicted of tax evasion. But our favorite part of this whole ordeal was Milton's "defense," sort of like the one Wesley Snipes pulled out in connection with his legal troubles: that federal income taxes are unconstitutional. Hey, we hate paying taxes as much as the next guy, but we do it. And if Milton really wanted to bitch about taxes, he should've started with Philadelphia's city wage tax, which, every feel like we look at our pay stub, makes us feel like we've just been mugged. The one thing we can say for Milton is that, to our knowledge, he didn't draft a ridiculous anti-tax manifesto, a la Mr. Snipes. So, because lampooning him once this week just wasn't enough, we happily award the distinction of Asshole of the Week to Milton Street.
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To the many, many people I saw at Warped Tour:
March is trying to go out like a lamb, but some damn chill yesterday morning left Phillyist wondering when the weather is going to warm up for good. Not like global warming for good, but you get it.
Ugh. Milton Street is more of a fiasco than a real candidate, something of a sideshow in the political circus. He may even sideline Brady's chances! Oh the shame!
We're sad to report that Milton Street is no longer running for mayor, but happy to report that he is running for City Council-at-large—against his own nephew! Which means a lot of relatives of mayors and former mayors will be on the May 15 ballot (May 15 being, as the Daily News helpfully points out, the day after Milton is scheduled to stand trial on federal corruption charges). Besides Milton and his nephew Sharif, there'll be W. Wilson Goode, the son of former Mayor Wilson Goode, and Bill Green, the son of former Mayor William Green.
Wanted: Candidate for mayor.
Common logic dictates that if, mere months ago you were indicted for tax fraud, your chances of winning a mayoral race are slim. Same for if you don’t live in the city where you are seeking office. Or the same state in which that city is located. Or if your brother is the much-maligned outgoing mayor.
