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...Great Parenting: Raise your hand if this one surprises you. (Via The Superficial.)

...Accidents: Well, as long as nobody was involved in the accident, it's all good, right? (Via CNN.)

, which is what happened when we got an email from Amy Winehouse's spokesperson announcing that Amy Winehouse was cancelling her US tour due to 'exhaustion.'

...Irony: They tried to make her go to rehab. She finally stopped saying no. (Via The Superficial.)

...Wow: Just watch the video embedded here and marvel at the intelligence of the interviewer. (Via The Superficial.)

On July 17th, Michael Vick (among others) was indicted on myriad charges, including illegal dog fighting. You also shouldn't forget his weak attempt to "smuggle" a bong through airport security in January – a charge which was dropped because all tests on the confiscated substances came back negative. You'll also remember that in 2005, Vick was sued by a woman alleging that he passed herpes onto her while using the alias "Ron Mexico."

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...Lindsay Lohan: Last week, we swore we'd never trust Lindsay Lohan again. Here's why: Lohan was booked last week after a Memorial Day drunken-driving incident, but released almost immediately on bail. Only a few days later, and not long after being released from rehab, she was arrested again for DUI and cocaine possession. (Mugshot here.) How was she caught? Oh, by chasing her newly-former personal assistant's mother. Surprise, surprise: Lindsay is professing her innocence, so she's checked back into rehab, probably to try to stem a potential six-year sentence. Needless to say, producers of Lindsay's current projects are not happy – at all.

...Class: Nick Nolte is full of it. (Via The Superficial.)

...Moves: Scary news, folks: Wacko Jacko might be moving significantly closer to Philly. Do you know where your children are? (Via The Reliable Source.)

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...Freak-Outs: This might be one of the funniest, most pathetic, things Britney has done yet! (Via The Superficial.)

What's new and/or interesting in Philly theaters this weekend.

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Every so often I might wander over to CNN. But just to glance the top headlines. To catch up if I've been out of touch - I don't own a TV. Mostly though, even that duty has been relegated to MSN and even, the BBC.

...Beautiful Couples: What's that thing on his chin? (Via .)

What's new and/or interesting in Philly theaters this weekend.

...Snap!: Wow. This woman has balls. We like. (Via What Would Tyler Durden Do?)

...You Got Served (Process Served): Does anybody feel anything but schadenfreude for Lindsay Lohan anymore? (Via The Superficial.)

...Mysterious Spawn: Britney Spears probably had her baby, but then nobody's really certain. Next thing you know, we'll find out she's named Suri. (Via Yahoo!)

...Drunk Drunk Drunkity Drunk Drunk: Paris Hilton finally got hers. (Via Yahoo!)

...Ignorance: No, Gwyneth, you are American. You're not even really British. (Thanks to reader Katie—story at Blakademic.)

? Pamela... Poke her? Phillyist is giggling. (Via The Hi-Heeled Hotties)

...Insanity: Connie Chung might just be crazy. The best part is where she gets off the piano and grunts like it really takes effort. (We first saw it on , but the video is hosted on YouTube and embedded above.

What's new and/or interesting in Philly theaters this weekend.