Sometimes, this Phillyist wishes she could reach out through the grand tubes of the internet and strangle (deliver to traditional, state-sanctioned justice) the weekly round-up of jerks and lowlifes recognized here. This week's winners deserve an especially thorough strangling.

Across the Ist-a-Verse

The shift normally happens on October 1st, but since it falls on a Sunday this year, we wouldn't hold our breath. In addition to the skyscrapers mentioned above, the usual cast of characters includes City Hall, the Inquirer Building, the Hyatt Penn's Landing, One South Broad (PNB), the Ben Franklin Bridge, and street level lighting of the National Constitution Center. Last year, Camden City Hall even jumped in the mix, and ever the showoff, the new Cira Centre sported a 300 ft. pink bow, created entirely by its facade lighting. We'll have our eye out for new participants this fall.