Do you have a fever? A fever for erotica? Well, lucky for you Susana Mayer has just the solution to satiate your under-sexed palate. She puts on her pants one leg at a time, except that once she gets them on she delivers brilliant erotica. Recently plugged by the UK’s premier erotica magazine, Scarlet, The Erotic Literary Salon is attempting to bring the literary genre into the mainstream by way of monthly readings at L’Etage......

Do you all stay in your apartments and houses weeping of boredom when we leave you hanging? Do you sit at home bleary-eyed, wondering just what it is that you can't miss? We hate to hurt you, and we'll never do it again. Until the next time. WOMEN'S PROFESSIONAL MAKEUP CLASS You may not be America's Next Top Model, but that doesn't mean you have to leave the house looking like a sideshow. Hurry up......

But hey, at least we liveblogged it!......

Wednesday, we told you about The Barking Beauty. And while we still encourage you to buy tickets and support Stone Soup Theatre Arts and PAWS, we also know there are more than a few reasons you may not be able to. (Palm Sunday being one of them. The limited space at L'Etage being another.) But, if, in your absence, you still want to be kept abreast of the goings-on at The Barking Beauty, have......

We're gonna have a great day Sunday, and we really hope you join us for it. As you've heard by now, we're going to be liveblogging the Barking Beauty pageant. And from there, we're gonna be making our way to the TLA... err, Fillmore at the TLA... for the Mae show. Mae's most recent album, Singularity came out last summer, and while it's a little over-produced, it's certainly a strong effort and shows that......

Ah, the Miss America Pageant. From the 1920s to just a few short years ago, it put Atlantic City on the map just as much as any casino did. But in 2006, the pageant packed up shop and moved to Atlantic City: The Sequel Las Vegas, leaving our region (Atlantic City's not that far!) without the glitz and glamor that only fifty-two (one for every state, plus D.C. and the U.S. Virgin Islands) leggy......