What's new and/or interesting in Philly theaters this weekend. How to Cook Your Life - A documentary about a combination chef-Zen Buddhist priest (Edward Espe Brown) who's trying to school viewers in the joys of organic cooking. We can't say that sounds particularly exciting to us, but we could see how it might be fun. Trailer Showing at: Ritz at the Bourse Most Likely to Suck: Revolver - If you feel like this Guy Ritchie......

What's new and/or interesting in Philly theaters this weekend Paris Je T'Aime - A love letter to the city of love, taking the form of a series of vignettes that tell stories of unusual encounters in the various neighborhoods of the city, each directed by a different famous director (including the Coen Brothers, Gus Van Sant, Wes Craven, and Walter Salles) and starring a different team of famous stars (including Natalie Portman, Maggie Gyllenhaal, Elijah......

What's new and/or interesting in Philly theaters this weekend. The Road to Guantanamo - "Part drama, part documentary," Road to Guantanamo is the story of a group of British Muslims known as the Tipton Three. They were on their way to a wedding when they were arrested by American soldiers and taken to the infamous Guantanamo Bay prison, where they were held for two years and then finally released without ever having been charged with......

...False Appearances: Even the celebrities we think are moderately normal turn out not to be, sometimes. (Via People.) ...Nonsensical Cameos: Why clutter up your fictional movie with real-life characters if you're not re-making Forrest Gump? (Via THN.) ...Engagement: Funny how Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn never officially acknowledged their relationship, but now they're engaged, isn't it? (Via Yahoo!) ...Malicious Children: Coco Arquette wants the paparrazi to chase her mommy. Bet she'll be embarassed in......

...Eeewwww: Teri Hatcher and Ryan Seacrest were caught... Please, don't make us finish that sentence. (Via Us Weekly.) ...Skank: Mariah Carey doesn't believe in underwear. Warning: NSFW images follow. (Via The Superficial.) ...Scientology: That's three weeks in a row that we've had a Scientology-related story to report: Katie Holmes has had six-foot high signs reminding her to be completely still and silent during childbirth delivered to the home she shares with Tom Cruise, as distress......