10. Penn's Landing 9. Liberty One 8. Wawa 7. Liberty Two 6. Chakkah Fattah 5. Fairmount 4. DiBruno Brothers 3. Love Park 2. The Suzanne Roberts Theater 1. Penisvaginaballs Tower This dirty bit of posting brought to you by DIE ACTOR DIE's 2nd Annual Dirtiest Sketch in Philadelphia (NSFW), featuring filthy sketches from Animosity Pierre, BAD HAIR, Doogie Horner, John Kensil, Meg & Rob, Richie Redding, Secret Pants and The 6th Borough. Special Encore Performance......

Hi there, Wawa: So listen. Last week, I was at the corner of 20th and Chestnut and there was a Wawa there. Today, I was at the corner of 20th and Chestnut and there was an Old Nelson there. Now don't get me wrong. I love me some Old Nelson sandwiches. In fact, I'd venture to say that, as a rule, their sandwiches are better than yours. But, like your advertisements say, sometimes you've......

We bring you the buzz from the 215 blogs this week: Phillybits was not a fan of some Hillary posters that knocked off Obama's artsy promos. We say imitation is the highest form of flattery, and that blue rendering does wonders to soften her image while still making her look powerful. Plus, we're guessing they weren't authorized by the campaign anyway. Johnny Goodtimes was mad as hell that Wawa appears to be abandoning the City......

Fun around town, for $10 or less: Hootie!: Hoots and Hellmouth, Super Humble Country Band, Andre Lipke, Papertrees, Cat and Mouse, and Hezekiah Jones at The Fire (412 W. Girard), 9PM. $7 Quizzo: Test your knowledge with Johnny Goodtimes at Good Dog (224 S. 15th), 8PM. Free All That Jazz: Fathead at Ortlieb’s Jazzhaus (847 N. 3rd), 8PM. Free Got a frugal tip? Don't be stingy! Send it here and share the wealth!......

This is going to be a short update for the weekly blog roundup. Why? It's because everyone and their mother is at South by Southwest, drunker than Ted Kennedy on nickel night. Oh and most bloggers are writing about who they met and how drunk they got, not about the music (isn't the music the POINT of going in the first place?) Jim McGuinn and XPN are doing a good job though with their web......

This post was compiled from pieces written by Star Foster. Fun around town, for $10 or less: MONDAY Karaoke With DJ Sara Sherr: Mondays at the Millcreek Tavern (4200 Chester Ave), 9PM - 1 AM. Free (21+) Movie Monday at The Troc: Beerfest; not a description of your evening (although I suppose it could be if you wanted), but the movie. Johnny Goodtimes will do his trivia thing before the game. The Troc is located......

Fun around town, for $10 or less: Karaoke With DJ Sara Sherr: Mondays at the Millcreek Tavern (4200 Chester Ave), 9PM - 1 AM. Free (21+) Movie Eagles Monday at The Troc: EAGLES VS CAROLINA. Johnny Goodtimes will do his trivia thing before the game. The Troc is located at 1003 Arch Street. Doors open at 7PM, game begins at 8:30 PM. Free. Open Mic: Free at The Fire (412 W. Girard). Sign up at......

Fun around town, for $10 or less: Karaoke With DJ Sara Sherr: Mondays at the Millcreek Tavern (4200 Chester Ave), 9PM - 1 AM. Free (21+) Movie Monday at The Troc: This is Spinal Tap. Johnny Goodtimes will do his trivia thing before the film. The Troc is located at 1003 Arch Street. Doors open at 6PM, feature begins at 7:30 PM. $3 admission is applicable towards concessions. And be sure not to stand too......

Fun around town, for $10 or less: Karaoke With DJ Sara Sherr: Mondays at the Millcreek Tavern (4200 Chester Ave), 9PM - 1 AM. Free (21+) Movie Monday at The Troc: Strangers with Candy. Johnny Goodtimes will do his trivia thing before the film. The Troc is located at 1003 Arch Street. Doors open at 6PM, feature begins at 7:30 PM. $3 admission is applicable towards concessions. Open Mic: Free at The Fire (412 W.......

Fun around town, for $10 or less: Movie Monday at The Troc: Half Baked. Johnny Goodtimes will do his trivia thang before the film. The Troc is located at 1003 Arch Street. Doors open at 6PM, feature begins at 7:30 PM. $3 admission is applicable towards concessions. 1812 Presents: A night of Improv comedy at the Tin Angel (20 S. 2nd Street), beginning at 8:30 PM. $10. Open Mic: Free at The Fire (412 W.......

Fun around town, for $10 or less: Movie Monday at The Troc: Let madness take its toll with The Rocky Horror Picture Show. Johnny Goodtimes will tantalize you Transylvanians before the film, and Transylvanian Nipple Productions Performance Group will perform. The Troc is located at 1003 Arch Street. Doors open at 6PM, feature begins at 7:30 PM. $3 admission is applicable towards concessions. Open Mic: Free at The Fire (412 W. Girard). Sign up at......

Fun around town, for $10 or less: Movie Monday at The Troc: Teen Witch. Johnny Goodtimes will spin his own brand of trivia witchery before the film The Troc is located at 1003 Arch Street. Doors open at 6PM, feature begins at 7:30 PM. $3 admission is applicable towards concessions. Open Mic: Free at The Fire (412 W. Girard). Sign up at 8PM. (21+) Cold War Kids: Cold War Kids, Bound Stems & Foreign Born......

Fun around town, for $10 or less: Free Reading at The Wilma: The Wilma has resurrected Season Teasers - readings of plays currently under consideration for the Wilma season. Tonight the reading will be of Van Badham's The Gabriels. 7PM at the The Wilma (265 S. Broad Street). The event is free. Movie Monday at The Troc: Everyone's favorite Scientologist dances in his underwear in Risky Business. Johnny Goodtimes deals in human fulfillment hosts the......

Movie Monday Night Football at The Troc: Eagles vs. Packers on the big screen, and hosted by Johnny Goodtimes. The Troc is located at 1003 Arch Street. Admission is free. Open Mic: Free at The Fire (412 W. Girard). Sign up at 8PM. (21+) King Britt CD Release Party for The Nova Dream Sequence: 8PM at The World Cafe (3025 Walnut Street). $8 Got a frugal tip? Don't be stingy! Send it here and......

Fun around town, for $10 or less: The Monday Night Club at Bar Noir: Notebooks 9.0 - "Comedian Danny Ozark’s sex-oriented bi-trans-straight-gay open mic. Always packed. Always raw" at Bar Noir (112 S. 18th Street). Movie Monday at The Troc: Bring your "O" face for Office Space. Johnny Goodtimes hosts a pre-film "Wheel of Terrific." Doors open at 6, the show starts at 7:30 and you must be 21+ to attend. The Troc is located......

Fun around town, for $10 or less: Movie Monday at The Troc: Silent Hill (with pre-movie Quizzo by Johnny Goodtimes). Doors open at 6, the show starts at 7 and you must be 21+ to attend. The Troc is located at 1003 Arch Street. $3 admissions is applicable towards food or beverage. One Night Stand: It's not an offer, it's a band - and they're playing with Call it Quits, Taking the Lead, Emergency......

Fun around town, for $10 or less: The Monday Night Club: "...where artists, festival operators, bookers, friends and fans get to meet, mingle and hear what everybody is doing early in the game; a chance to workshop your stuff in front of a live audience." 8PM at Bar Noir (112 S. 18th Street). Movie Monday at The Troc: High Fidelity Doors open at 6, the show starts at 7 and you must be 21+......

Fun around town, for $10 or less: Movie Monday at The Troc: He's a loner, Philly, a rebel. That's right, this week's Monday movie is Pee-Wee's Big Adventure. Local quiz master and blogger, Johnny Goodtimes, will be hosting a Quizzo match prior to the screening. Doors open at 6, the show starts 8ish and you must be 21+ to attend. The Troc is located at 1003 Arch Street. $3 admissions is applicable towards food......

Not sure if it was the dark sky or the heavy rains, but something had Philly bloggers feeling retrospective this weekend: Akkam's Razor provides links celebrating one of Philadelphian's favorite summer getaways: Wildwood and the Jersey shore; including a non Jersey shore related link to the 1981 Atari game catalog. Man, we miss our 2600. Karl Martino reminds us that the more things change, the more they stay the same, with Megadeth's still timely Peace......

- The recently returned Tattered Coat has a few words for Philly's disgruntled smokers. - Akkam's Razor is apparently very excited about the upcoming, live-action Transformers movie. They've got loads of related links. - In one fell swoop, Philadelphia Will Do has forever changed the way we look at sex...and Ben Franklin. - Johnny Goodtimes want to know what's the best TV Show theme song...ever. - Metroblogging Philadelphia has list of free wi fi spots.......

The best of the internet, chopped into tiny bits and grilled for your enjoyment. Our friend in the local blog-a-verse, Johnny Goodtimes, managed an underdog win at the Philadelphia Rock Paper Scissors Championship, and he's just a little proud of himself. Today's list: AFI's 100 Most Inspiring Films. And hey, look! That's Rocky at #4! Nice. #1 is It's a Wonderful Life, which makes sense. But The Bridge on the River Kwai at #14?! Don't......

And the Philly bloggers say: Johnny Goodtimes wants to know who offers the best pizza in town. (Clearly he should just ask Messy and Picky - we hear picking apart Philly pizza is one of their favorite topics.) Philadelphia Will Do warns us not to flash the local constabulary. Phillyist agrees; public displays of nudity should remain on the Internet, where they can be anonymously enjoyed by many. Why should just a few local cops......

The Oscars may be over, but while promohthree was satisfied with live-blogging the award show, other Philly bloggers have been busy giving out awards of their own: King Wenclas awards poet Jason Shinder the title of "Pet Poet of the Year." Ouch.Johnny Goodtimes names Andy Nolan "Master of the Obituary."Philadelphia Will Do hails Philadelphia as a city where "simply awesome" things happen. What grand achievement afforded us this honor? Local morning show hosts dancing with......

Philebrity readers take Septa to task with some re-mixed Septa ads.Despite Best Week Ever declaring a moratorium on Brokeback Mountain references, Philly just can't let it go. (Please note how we resisted making the inevitable reference to "quitting.")   Overheard in Philly uses it to take a shot (har har) at Dick Cheney, while; PhillySound is all seriousness, and makes an interesting point about the film Phillyist hadn't considered: "The most important thing, the......

Dan Rubin at Blinq tells us that yesterday was the most depressing day of the year - which we suppose means the rest of the year will be full of sunshine and lollipops, scientifically speaking. Here's what the rest of the blogosphere was talking about while the winter blues were still on (now that they're over we assume everyone's left their computer for celebratory dancing in the street): * Blankbaby gives us the news......

Gonna find my blog, gonna hold it tight. Gonna grab some afternoon delight. My motto's always been; when it's right (you know, conservative), it's right. Why wait until the middle of a cold dark night to blog? (yeah, that doesn't rhyme) When everything's a little clearer in the light of day. And you know the night is always gonna be there any way. (We're just not trying any more) Blog rockets in flight. Afternoon delight.......

We're back for more Philadelphia blogosphere, this week featuring some familiar subjects (Philly Future! Albert Yee!) and some not-so-familiar subjects (Fiona Apple! Jennifer Weiner! JOHNNY GOODTIMES!) >>> Howard checks in at Philly Future with thoughts on Project H.O.M.E.'s Young Friends events, which we urged you to go to yesterday. >>> The Kimmel Center wants to know where you listen to music. Is this the sort of thing where the Kimmel Center is crossing their fingers......

John Street is talking down men from ledges. Al Gore is visiting the city and people aren't making a billion Al Gore/Internet jokes. There were no posts on the Sixers/Knicks preseason tilt. It's been a bizarre week for Philadelphia and the blogosphere. And yet, we're still doing our weekly round-up. Comforting? No. Worth a few lines for a rushed intro? Definitely. >>> It must be "Defeated Politicians" week here in Philadelphia, as Albert Yee checks......

Hey, look, we're back visiting blogs! And we're linking to some of the same blogs! And some new blogs! Wowee! This blogging thing truly is going to change the world. >>> When the Kimmel Center blog launched, we were cynical and assholes about it (not that it's out of the norm for us), but it turns out that they're really into the blogging thing. Here's a post about Antony and the Johnsons. And Antony and......

We know it can be intimidating to step into that vast pool that is the Philadelphia blogosphere. Being the kind people we are, we'll do it for you. Here's a round-up of some of the things happening around the web: >>> If blogs could win Pulitzers, and if Pulitzers were awarded for getting leaked memos from the Inquirer and Daily News, then Dan McQuade just might win a Pulitzer. Or, maybe not. You never know......