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Blogged Around Philly: The Professional Atheletes in Their Spare Time Roundup

Who needs an RSS feed when you have us? The best of the 215 blogs from the past week.

Last night, in case you missed it, the Eagles were topped by familiar foe Dallas. If you did miss it, shame on you. The teams combined for 54 first half points. If you didn't miss it, you'll know that six of those points were not awarded to DeSean Jackson. We all know rookies make rookie mistakes from time to time. Intentionally dropping a ball on the ground at the one-yard line is not a rookie mistake; it's a bonehead move. Lucky for him, Westbrook tumbled into the endzone on the very next play. Otherwise, he might have ended up eating a half-time knuckle sandwich from Andy Reid (assuming Andy didn't save his knuckle sandwich for himself). Nonetheless, Philadelphia entered the half up 30-24 over a very good Dallas team.

...Hilarious: It's not celeb news, but dammit, click the (moderately NSFW) link anyway. (Via Gallery of the Absurd.)

...Dirty Little Secrets: Nothing surprising about this list. (Via What Would Tyler Durden Do?)

...Poop: People bronze their babies' poop? Seriously? (Via The Superficial.)

  • The state has filed a civil suit against a Chestnut Hill-based dating service called Great Expectations for lying to its customers - promising events that never happened and products that were never received. The service wasn't cheap either - members paid thousands of dollars. If you feel you were wronged by Great Expectations, call 1-800-441-2555. (Btw, we're amused that the owner of this service lives in this Phillyist's home town - Sewell, NJ.)
  • ...Douchebaggery: Kevin Federline is still all about the penny. (Via What Would Tyler Durden Do?)

    ...Insanity: Connie Chung might just be crazy. The best part is where she gets off the piano and grunts like it really takes effort. (We first saw it on , but the video is hosted on YouTube and embedded above.

    ...Anarchy: Apparently, the Clash were really just advocating terrorist attacks. (Via The BBC)

    If you haven't noticed, we love to get press releases at Phillyist because they make us feel really important. When we're riding the Blue Line around the city (y'know, just to meet people), we carry around these releases so that bored people reading Us Weekly or National Geographic Traveler will look at us and go, "Hey, that person has a press release. That person has become important all of a sudden."

    Our fine friends at Dragonfire are getting us out of the heat. As much as we like walking around the city and sweating, we do like to sit in the air-conditioning while we slowly kill our brains reading various internet drivel.

    by Mike Van Helder and Star C. Foster

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