Ross Currie contributed to this piece. Actually, he penned the majority of it. Being big fans of Fair to Midland’s Fables from a Mayfly album, we walked into Tuesday night’s (yes, we know we’re terribly late with this review) show at the TLA (“Fillmore” be damned) sticking out like sore thumbs with our lack of black clothing and facial piercings (FtM was the sole metal act in a night of goth rock), and with a......

...Jail: Paris is there, but as far as we're concerned, it's not for long enough. (Via CNN.) ...Jail, UPDATE: Three days? Three days and they let her out? WTF?! (Via NYDailyNews.com. NOTE: People is reporting "medical reasons." Yeah. Friggin. Right.) ...Heroism: We knew there was a reason why we still loved Cuba Gooding, Jr., even though he hasn't made a good movie since Jerry Maguire! (Via The Superficial.) ...Great Behavior: Oh, Akon! Will you ever......

A tall, icy glass of our favorite internet junk, just for you. Do you want to hear a rare album full of cheesy songs about your favorite members of the Justice League of America? Of course you do. So go download it here. (Via Peccable) While we're talking comic book characters, Marvel's doing an animated Doctor Strange movie, and it's coming to DVD August 14th. The website, complete with trailer, is here. Looks kind of......

What's new and/or interesting on TV this week. Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show (Mon, 8PM-11PM, USA; Tue, 8PM-11PM, USA) - Who doesn't love a dog show, we ask you? Well, cat people, maybe, but whatever. This is the 131st edition of this particular competition and "features more than 2500 dogs representing 165 recognized breeds." It's going down in Madison Square Garden in NYC. The first three hours on Monday night cover the opening night of......

What's new and/or interesting on TV this week. ET Presents The CW: Launch of a New Network (Mon; 9PM-10PM; UPN/CW) - As you already know if you've watched TV or read anything about TV in the past month or so, there's a new network being born on September 20th, which is really just the sad remains of two networks: UPN and The WB. If you're interested to see what programming they'll be offering, you can......

Every Tuesday and Thursday, we'll be posting events that are going on sale during the current week. This Thursday post only collects the latest announcements, so definitely check the Tuesday post for any you may have missed. Video Games Live Merriam Theater Sat, 6/3/06, 8PM $25-$65 On sale: Today, 10AM, Electric Factory Bullet for My Valentine w/Walls of Jericho and Fight Paris TLA Thu, 5/25/06, 8PM $10 ($12 day of show) On sale: Fri, 12PM,......