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Okay. So elephants are one of Phillyist's favorite animals, and we're excited to finally get to show you a picture of them. We decided that we needed to be pachyderm-friendly in our headline too, and we were going to go with Groucho Marx ("One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know. "), but then we discovered this old Russian saying: "No matter how much you feed a wolf, an elephant still has bigger balls." Phillyist isn't sure whether we have bigger balls than our -ist brethren (as one of the youngest siblings, we fear we don't), but that's neither here nor there, really. We just wanted to tell you what they're up to.