We heart capitalism. Americans come up with some really kooky, brilliant, ridiculous, and/or creative ways to make a buck. And what could be more American than finding a way to cash in on a holiday? That's why the Christmas decorations hit Macy's before you've even taken your little cousins trick-or-treating. It's why jewelers can sell and men will buy a rose dipped in gold for their girlfriends or wives (but not their girlfriends and their......