...Accidents: Well, as long as nobody famous was involved in the accident, it's all good, right? (Via CNN.) ...Technology: Well, that's one use for a Blackberry that we never really thought of. (Via The Superficial.) ...Good Decisions: Britney knows how to make them. This is just another in a long string. (Via What Would Tyler Durden Do?) ...WTF? How, how, how can you find cocaine on somebody's person and not charge her with possession? Oh,......

...Hilarious: It's not celeb news, but dammit, click the (moderately NSFW) link anyway. (Via Gallery of the Absurd.) ...Heartbreak: Say it ain't so! (Via The Superficial.) ...Intestines: Farrah Fawcett should be a-okay. (Via E! Online.) ...Butt Pirates: As if Daniel Craig hadn't been mocked enough during the making of Casino Royale! (Via I Don't Like You in that Way.) ...Pretty Boys: Less vain celebrities just shave their heads. (Via Just Jared.) ...Making Eugenics Make Sense:......

What's new and/or interesting in Philly theaters this weekend. Death of a President - What if George W. Bush were assassinated a year from now? That's the question this fictional documentary/political thriller answers, using new and archival footage. The reviews aren't that great, but it sounds like fun... Trailer Showing at: Ritz at the Bourse Little Children - The reviews for this one are great, but the synopsis makes us sick. Suburban malaise, blah blah......

What's new and/or interesting in Philly theaters this weekend. Infamous - The real-life story of Truman Capote and his experiences while writing his book on a real-life murder case, In Cold Blood. Wait a minute, that sounds familiar. Where have we heard of this movie before? Oh, that's right! It was called Capote, and they made it last year! Seriously, what are they thinking putting out another movie about the exact same story barely a......

...Stupid: Kid Rock sues to stop the release of a sex tape starring him and Scott Stapp (the recently-married former frontman of Creed). We respect everyone's right to privacy, and we're not necessarily making fun of the suit. We're just making fun of the fact that KID ROCK AND SCOTT STAPP MADE A SEX TAPE. (Via People) ...Cute: Gwyneth Paltrow is proud of her baby bump. Ever since Demi Moore posed nude with hers,......

This week's quote comes from Enid Bagnold, who once said: "The theatre is a gross art, built in sweeps and over-emphasis. Compromise is its second name." Now, on with the listings! Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat - This show is one of our favorite guilty pleasures, when done well. February 28-March 6 at the Merriam. Tickets available online. Proof - What Pulitzer Prize-winning play by David Auburn was made into a movie starring......