What's new and/or interesting in Philly theaters this weekend. How to Cook Your Life - A documentary about a combination chef-Zen Buddhist priest (Edward Espe Brown) who's trying to school viewers in the joys of organic cooking. We can't say that sounds particularly exciting to us, but we could see how it might be fun. Trailer Showing at: Ritz at the Bourse Most Likely to Suck: Revolver - If you feel like this Guy Ritchie......

A tall, icy glass of our favorite internet junk, just for you. Selecting a presidential candidate to vote for can be hard, and involve a lot of thinking and studying. So why not just let the internet do it for you? This quiz claims to analyze your opinions and select the best candidate for you. (Via Jill) This may be the greatest website ever created. We won't tell you anything about it; just click through......

Performances: Crazy Gary's Mobile Disco (Inis Nua Theatre Group) (Future performances); House (Kate Watson-Wallace) (Future performances sold out). I almost feel like I should have gotten a monthly SEPTA pass for the Festival. I have covered more ground in the last seven days than I normally do in a month. Fortunately, after last weekend's deluge, the weather has been pleasant enough that if I get an early start, I can walk. And if I don't,......