The best of the internet, chopped into tiny bits and grilled for your enjoyment. Ain't It Cool News claims to have found the final explanation for how Terry Gilliam will complete his film The Imaginarium of Dr. Parnassus now that the star, Heath Ledger, is dead: apparently Johnny Depp, Jude Law, and Colin Farrell will all fill in for Ledger in "a weird sort of I’m Not There-esque tribute to the actor." Huh. Well, that......

This week's quote comes from the song "Neverland" from Peter Pan, which happens to be opening at the Walnut next week. Now, on with the listings! Dating Games - We've played one or two in our time. November 7-18. Tickets online. The Faculty Room - Or, as we knew it in middle school, the forbidden planet. November 7-December 1. Tickets online. Ghosts - Twice the Demi Moore, twice the Patrick Swayze. Or not. November 9-24.......

A tall, icy glass of our favorite internet junk, just for you. The lolcats thing continues to explode in popularity, and we will no doubt get sick of it very, very soon, but for now, enjoy some lolbats. As you might have guessed, that's the same thing as lolcats, but using images from Batman, instead of photos of cats. Our favorites are here and here. Wow, iTunes Music Store is now selling high quality (256......

After one Phillyist staffer’s hiatus in Texas (and a fruitless hunt for the real Butterscotch Stallion, although we learned that a certain Mr. Delay is a real power bottom) we're back to answer your Love and Sex questions. This week’s query comes from a reader fed up with the South Street sex toy scene: I want to acquire another dildo (or two). a) Where in the Philly area has the largest selection? Are my choices......