Yet another Christian holiday comes to pass on this bright and sunny day. Today is Good Friday. It marks the day Jesus suffered and died for the sins of humanity. But look at that face—He doesn't let it get Him down! It's Good Friday because He knew how much Friday would always mean to us, and asked His publicist to put a good spin on the otherwise gloomy fact that He died today. The......

Friday Kilroy: Local musician and (Phillyist friend) Kilroy plays The Khyber (56 S. 2nd Street)with The Mextrosexuals, Gemini Wolf and Misnomer(s) - the latter of which we are told are "2 beautiful sisters from NYC. one raps and the other plays violin! no shit." Expect an interesting evening of music. 9PM. $8. 21+ Procession Came Opposite: Procession Came Opposite with Ritter, Much the Same and Anchors for Arms at The Fire (412 W. Girard).......

Fun around town, for $10 or less: Friday Happy Anniversary, Sex Dwarf!: The monthly new wave dance party turns 3 this Friday. To help celebrate, show up to Fluid Nightclub (614 S. 4th Street) on Friday night in black and red (and sporting the Sex Dwarf logo if you want in on the contest). Doors open at 10. Admission is free till 10:30 and just $5 after. Info here. Improv Happy Hour: The Rarebird......

Fun around town, for $10 or less: ALL WEEKEND LONG: Free music all weekend at Penn's Landing, including Mary Chapin Carpenter, Buckweat Zydeco and (someone alert all our local McDonald's restaurants) Ashlee Simpson, among others. More info on the Penn's Landing Corporation's website. FRIDAY: Beach Party (sans beach): This month's Sex Dwarf is all about the beach. Go in your "best retro beachwear" and dance the New Wave night away. At Fluid Nightclub (614 S.......

Fun around town, for $10 or less: FRIDAY Mendi & Keith Obadike: The Scribe Video Center presents Mendi and Keith Obadike, conceptual Internet artists. 7PM at The Scribe Video Center (4212 Chestnut Street, 3rd Floor). $10 80's Prom: Get your boutonnieres, corsages, and formalware, then curl your hair to the highest height you can manage. This month's Sex Dwarf theme is the 80's prom, and dancees who arrive in full 80's prom regalia get in......

Fun around town, for $10 or less: FRIDAY Fish Census: Free annual demonstration of fish census taking techniques by the Philadelphia Water Department's Office of Watersheds. You know, if you're into that sort of thing (which you might want to consider being, as it's related to determining the cleanliness of our drinking water). 10AM at the Fairmount Water Works (640 Waterworks Drive). From Philadelphia With Love 3: "Still More Industrial, Educational, and other Lost Local......

Fun around town, for $10 or less: FRIDAY Heartbreak Beat: It's Sex Dwarf time again, and this month's theme is the Psychedelic Furs. In honor of this theme, dancers are encouraged to wear their "most bitchin' DAYGLO." At last month's event, DJ Robert Drake said they were "serious" about this. We can't imagine how they might punish offenders...unless it's by dressing them up in extra bright Dayglo? Ah well, no matter. Sex Dwarf always feels......

Fun around town, for $10 or less: FRIDAY Free Friday at Noon Concert: At XPN's World Cafe (3025 Walnut Street).  Today's artists are Steve Wynn & the Miracle 3. Admission is free, but RSVP is required. Sex Dwarf: The monthly 80's New Wave Dance party at Fluid Nightclub (613 S. 4th Street).  Doors open at 10, and admission is FREE until 10:30 ($5 cover thereafter).  This month's theme is "Book of Love," so bring your......

It's no secret that Phillyist loves Sex Dwarf - DJs Robert Drake and Pussy Galore's monthly 80's dance party at Fluid. But tonight's event is extra special; not only can you go and get your dorky dance on (we're sorry, although 80's music is Awesome, it's impossible to look cool when you dance to it), but in celebration of Sex Dwarf's second year, dancers and wallflowers alike can enjoy $1 PBRs, a free buffet from......