Last night, to celebrate St. Patrick's day properly, I feasted upon corned beef and cabbage. Cabbage, as you probably know, is one of those vegetables that can make you really popular in places like the grocery store and your yoga class, right up there with beans, cheese, and soda. And that got me to thinking: while I've written a Foodsday Tuesday post about poop, its cleaner and more sanitary first cousin, the fart, hasn't......