A steaming hot pile of our favorite things from around the internets. If you are a crazy collector, you could win $20,000, just for being a freak and showing off your ridiculous collection. Go here to find out how it works. (Via Michelle) Speaking of contests, IKEA has one running now where you send in a video about your small business that's part of a unique, growing community. And Pennsylvania's own Media is currently winning!......

What's new and/or interesting on TV this week. Modern Marvels (Mon, 8PM-9PM, History Channel) - Tonight's modern marvel is chocolate, so obviously this episode is required viewing. Included is the history of chocolate, the chocolate-making process (including the manufacture of M&Ms), and the many properties that chocolate is thought to possess. LA Ink (Tue, 10PM-11PM, TLC) - Fugitive from Miami Ink Kat Von D is opening her own tattoo parlor - High Voltage Tattoo -......

The shapeless dough of the internet, formed into tasty pellets and baked to perfection, just for you. We're fascinated by the success of the book What Will Happen in Harry Potter 7, a product which, by its very nature, will cease to have any purpose or appeal by the end of next week. (Via Jill) And speaking of Harry Potter... Penny Arcade has a shameful secret they don't want you to know about. Sci Fi......

A tall, icy glass of our favorite internet junk, just for you. Cracked has for us The Top Ten '80s Robots (We Expected to Exist By Now). Thank you, Cracked. (Via) Both fans and haters of Lost will enjoy this hilarious look into a brainstorming session by the writers of the show. So spot on! (Via) Defective Yeti has provided us with one of the most original lists we've ever seen on the internet: Job......