The best of the internet, squirted out in flavorful neon globules, just for you. Chicagoist has discovered that animals like Obama for president. There's even a Venn diagram explaining it all! (Remember to digg it if you like it.) Exciting news! Warren Ellis announced late yesterday that he's launching a free weekly webcomic starting February 15th at FreakAngels.com. The plot sounds suspiciously like that of Umbrella Chronicles, but whatever. The point is, Warren Ellis webcomic!!!......

This week's quote comes from the song "Neverland" from Peter Pan, which happens to be opening at the Walnut next week. Now, on with the listings! Dating Games - We've played one or two in our time. November 7-18. Tickets online. The Faculty Room - Or, as we knew it in middle school, the forbidden planet. November 7-December 1. Tickets online. Ghosts - Twice the Demi Moore, twice the Patrick Swayze. Or not. November 9-24.......

What's new and/or interesting in Philly theaters this weekend. Most Likely to Suck: Even Money - Lot of red flags on this one: it's an ensemble drama (ick), it's a message film (ugh!), AND it's about a seemingly unrelated group of people whose lives all end up intersecting (argh!!). And, indeed, the news from the tomatoes is not good. It may star Kim Basinger, Danny DeVito, Kelsey Grammer, Ray Liotta, Forest Whitaker, and Jay Mohr,......

...Troubles: This isn't terribly surprising. (Via People.) ...Fatherhood: Well, that's one way to be a supportive dad... (Via What Would Tyler Durden Do?) ...Whoops: It's enough to make any car lover cry. (Via The Superficial.) ...Anger Management: God, imagine if they'd been Mayan and Jewish. (Via TMZ.) ...Ummmm: From Demi Moore to Courtney Love? Really? (Via New York Daily News.) ...Autopsies: You've probably already read the stories, but it was drugs. "Accidental." But aren't they......

What's new and/or interesting in Philly theaters this weekend. Mutual Appreciation - Read our review here. Trailer Showing at: Ritz at the Bourse Bobby - Using both archival and newly shot footage, Bobby tells the story of 22 different fictionalized characters (played by a host of Hollywood stars, including Harry Belafonte, Emilio Estevez [who also directs], Laurence Fishburne, Heather Graham, Anthony Hopkins, Helen Hunt, David Krumholtz, Ashton Kutcher, Shia LaBeouf, Lindsay Lohan, William H. Macy,......

...Stupid: Kid Rock sues to stop the release of a sex tape starring him and Scott Stapp (the recently-married former frontman of Creed). We respect everyone's right to privacy, and we're not necessarily making fun of the suit. We're just making fun of the fact that KID ROCK AND SCOTT STAPP MADE A SEX TAPE. (Via People) ...Cute: Gwyneth Paltrow is proud of her baby bump. Ever since Demi Moore posed nude with hers,......