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We at Phillyist are big fans of the Darwin Awards, and of those moronic individuals who remove themselves from the gene pool for the betterment of the human race. (Conversely, we have nothing but disdain for those undesirables who have put humanity towards Idiocracy by rapidly procreating rapidly and with reckless disregard for the future of mankind.) And we even have an appreciation for those would-be Darwin Award winners that we see day in and day out—usually pedestrians dodging in and out of traffic with flagrant disregard for crosswalks and common sense—because we're confident that they will eventually succeed in their mission of mortality.