...Irony: They tried to make her go to rehab. She finally stopped saying no. (Via The Superficial.) ...Britney: Yeah. At this point, she just gets her own category. (Via What Would Tyler Durden Do?) ...Bogus Lawsuits: We'd kind of love to see Lindsay Lohan taken for all she's worth, too, but this one doesn't seem to hold water. (Via TMZ.) ...Icons: Wow... only $200? (Via People Online.) ...Routine: Lindsay Lohan scrubs toilets. Sweet! (Via The......

...Flattery: Editor Jim mentioned Jean Claude Van Damme's new movie yesterday in Whiz. But linking to this story legitimizes our posting the video at the right. (Via I Watch Stuff!) ...Engagements: Indy's getting married! (Via The Superficial.) ...Schadenfreude: The Simple Life: Alcatraz? (Via TMZ.) ...Disgusting: This is sick. Truly sick. (Via What Would Tyler Durden Do?) ...Who's Your Daddy? At least he seems to be going about this in a decent and proper way. (Via......

...Dirty Little Secrets: Nothing surprising about this list. (Via What Would Tyler Durden Do?) ...Illegal Things Gotten Away With Because of Fame: That's not oregano. (Via The Daily Mail.) ...Cosmetic Surgery: Well, at least Tara Reid will admit that she had it. (Via The Superficial.) ...Malibu Ghettos: This is now officially our favorite thing ever. (On YouTube, via Columnist Katie, who got it from reader Anna.) ...Reunions: Paris and Nicole don't want to be......

The shapeless dough of the internet, formed into tasty pellets and baked to perfection, just for you. The story's old, but the pictures are still great: it's Charlie the chimp fishing! And boy, does he look like he's having fun. We bet you've seen El Toro, Nose, or Bob around the streets of Philly. They're characters that appear in street art created by Frost, Nose, and Robert W. Reign, respectively. We're particular fans of El......

...Stupid: Kid Rock sues to stop the release of a sex tape starring him and Scott Stapp (the recently-married former frontman of Creed). We respect everyone's right to privacy, and we're not necessarily making fun of the suit. We're just making fun of the fact that KID ROCK AND SCOTT STAPP MADE A SEX TAPE. (Via People) ...Cute: Gwyneth Paltrow is proud of her baby bump. Ever since Demi Moore posed nude with hers,......