The shapeless dough of the internet, formed into tasty pellets and baked to perfection, just for you. Create your own comic strip, with no artistic ability required. Sense of humor, however, is not optional. Geekadelphia left us salivating over what just might be the coolest table ever. And ShinyShiny found the lamps to go with it. How walkable is your neighborhood? Find out using Walk Score. This Phillyist's lair scored a 94/100. Sweet. But it......

We just read another disturbing story about Michael Vick (complete with photo), and decided we needed to surf on over to Cute Overload to feel better about humanity. This video has absolutely nothing to do with Philadelphia, but we firmly believe it's worth watching. Make sure you check out the giant inflated belly at the end.......

In an effort to increase traffic to our sister sites (because hopefully, one good turn deserves another and if we help them they'll help us), we thought we'd give you motivation to click the links below by presenting you with a list incongruous enough to pique your curiosity. Gothamist: Vermin! Feces! Hamburgers? Austinist: Snakes! Planes! Mel Gibson? LAist: Espresso! Cappuccino! Propaganda? SFist: Google! Apple! Vibrators? Chicagoist: Diamonds! Beemers! Angry squirrels? Seattlest: Girls! Girls! Referendums?......

Dear Pennsylvania Game Commission: After seeing the photograph above on Cute Overload, I decided that I'd like nothing more than to adopt a little hedgehog for myself. I found Hedgehog Central (through Cute Overload, of course), and started doing research. Much to my dismay, I discovered that Pennsylvania is one of only five states to ban hedgehogs as pets. In fact, if someone were to discover that a person had a pet hedgehog, you, the......