A steaming hot pile of our favorite things from around the internets. Canadians are still funny. (Via) A 10-year old explains “Nuking the Fridge.” How do you spell “morbid?” (Via) Can you hear me now? No? Good! (Via) Mitch Hedberg is the Tu-Pac of comedians. Another reason to love The AV Club: IMDbates. Mac Nerds! Sync files from your Mac to your iPhone with File Magnet. Do it! (Via) Janeanne Garofolo has remade Tango &......

A steaming hot pile of our favorite things from around the internets. This Chicago Sun-Times article explains the Christian Bale assault incident in a way that sounds very believable, and also makes us feel okay about liking Bale again. Apparently he's had a long-standing feud with his Mom, and just shoved her out of his suite after he realized she and his sister had only come looking for cash. (Via Sarah) Get Your War On,......

A tall, icy glass of our favorite internet junk, just for you. The world's oldest Bible is going online! All we want to know is, how are they going to jam those fragile old pages down the tubes of the internets without ruining them? (Via Jill) Sounds like NBC is doing a not-so-good job at selling their new programs to TV critics. (Via Jill) It's Comic-Con time! Cinematical has a preliminary post, then coverage of......

The best of the internet, squirted out in flavorful neon globules, just for you. We're really hoping Christian Bale didn't actually beat up his mom and his sister, because then we'd have to be really disappointed in him. Batman does not beat up old ladies! Unless they're super villains, of course (via Ross). Meanwhile, Warren Ellis points out that Hollywood stars used to be capable of more impressive bad behavior. Check out Cinematical's Comic-Con preview.......

The shapeless dough of the internet, formed into tasty pellets and baked to perfection, just for you. Cracked presents The 7 Most Bizarre Fast Food Industry Lawsuits. (Via Sarah) At the Movies with Ebert & Roeper will soon no longer have Ebert or Roeper. Ebert is leaving over a dispute with Disney (which owns the show); he and Siskel's widow own the trademark for the thumbs-up/ thumbs-down film verdict, and they could not come to......

A steaming hot pile of our favorite things from around the internets. XPN's 885 countdown this year will list the quintessential XPN songs. We're not even sure what that means, but you can go and vote right here. So what's next now that E3 is over? Comic-Con! EW has your photo gallery preview of the event (via). And check out the sweet Star Trek character poster! Amazon has launched a video streaming service called Amazon......

The shapeless dough of the internet, formed into tasty pellets and baked to perfection, just for you. Epicurious has created a tasty menu based on ingredients found at Philly's own Reading Terminal Market. (Via Sarah) The first full trailer for The Spirit suggests that the film will be an incredibly surreal chronicle of the main character getting seduced by various hot women and then shot at by Samuel L. Jackson. Which... actually sounds like a......

The best of the internet, squirted out in flavorful neon globules, just for you. Sure, Wikipedia can be unreliable. But just how reliable is the Encyclopedia Britannica? (Via Jill) The word from Jo Rowling is that she's not necessarily done with Harry after all - a Potter encyclopedia could be in our (admittedly distant, because she needs a break) future (via Jen). For a bit more of the interview quoted in that article, click here.......

The shapeless dough of the internet, formed into tasty pellets and baked to perfection, just for you. A little while ago we gave you the Invincible Super-Blog's summary of Civil War #7; now we present you with the entire Civil War #7, redone with completely hilarious new dialogue! Brilliant! Our favorite bits are probably with Thor, but it's all good. We posted some links to stories about the New York Comic Con yesterday, but today......

The best of the internet, chopped into tiny bits and grilled for your enjoyment. First of all, we heard there was some kind of awards ceremony last night! The Movie Blog has the results, and overall, we're pretty pleased with them. The short version: Pan's Labyrinth and The Departed were both pretty big winners. We didn't see a lot of these movies, but we know the people who won are very talented and we like......

The best of the internet, chopped into tiny bits and grilled for your enjoyment. Let's get the sad news out of the way first: Jack Palance, Western star and all-around tough guy of the movies, died on Friday at age 87. His grizzled face and growling voice will be sorely missed. Joystiq got the Wii, the PS3, and the Xbox 360 HD-DVD drive this weekend, so they were testing and posting like crazy - even......

What's on Philly's blogging mind: Philly Future alerts us that New Jersey auteur; actor and comic book writer, purveyor and aficionado, Kevin Smith, will be speaking at Penn's Irvine auditorium on March 27th. Tickets for this event will be made available for purchase through an online lottery. In Mallrats, Smith's Silent Bob cautioned us all that, "Adventure, excitement.. a Jedi craves not these things." And fair enough; but we'd bet a Jedi would crave seeing......