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I am one of those poor, sad, desperate fools: a Star Wars fan. I've seen all the films many, many times (the prequels keep getting worse every time, though I try to pretend they don't). I own them all, some in various different formats and editions. I also own (and very much enjoy) both volumes of the original Clone Wars animated series that aired on Cartoon Network some years ago. I even, God help me, own a copy of The Star Wars Holiday Special, one of the worst programs ever to be broadcast on television. So when I heard there was not only going to be a continuation of the Clone Wars animated series, but also a live-action Star Wars TV series, I was excited. And when I heard that the "pilot" for the new animated series would be released in theaters as a feature-length film, I was even more excited. Certainly this meant we would finally get another really good Star Wars film, a film we wouldn't have to be ashamed of. Right?

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