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November 26, 2008
I often catch heat for disliking the whole inbred cluster of Apatow-related films, but I assure you that my dislike has nothing to do with snobbishness against broad, no-brainer comedies. I do own a copy of Joe Dirt. Sometimes, ridiculous comedy can be good, as in Four Christmases. At times, this holiday comedy is rude and cringe-inducing, but for this film, it works. Being over-blitzed by promos for the movie before viewing it, I was......
Continue Reading "Phillyist Reviews... Four Christmases"October 24, 2008
Not only a police drama, Pride and Glory is also an intense family drama, intermixing the lives of the police chief father (Jon Voight), police officer brothers (Noah Emmerich and Edward Norton), and their brother-in-law who is also an officer (Colin Farrell). When a drug bust goes wrong, it touches the lives of all four men. Unfortunately there is not a whole lot that is original to this story involving corrupt cops, one officer investigating......
Continue Reading "CinePhillyist Reviews... Pride and Glory"October 17, 2008
Once upon a time, Oliver Stone enjoyed a reputation as the most paranoid man in Hollywood, seeing conspiracy theories under every rock and questioning the official explanations. So when Stone decided, earlier this year, to tackle the subject of our current president, who is responsible for any number of actual conspiracies to take away civil liberties and then cover up his own responsibility for same, I got a little giddy. This is, after all, the......
Continue Reading "CinePhillyist Reviews... W."October 10, 2008
In the movie Lakeview Terrace, released two weeks ago, Samuel L. Jackson is told by a neighbor that at least housing prices should continue to rise. That line of dialogue, innocuous enough when written, instantly places the movie as a relic of the hazily-remembered golden days of last summer, when subprime mortgages and those who securitized them saw no end in sight. Body of Lies is equally ill-served by the time-lag involved in movie production.......
Continue Reading "CinePhillyist Reviews... Body of Lies"October 3, 2008
Ed Harris is well known as an actor, but he's also branched out into directing a couple of times. The first was 2000's powerful artist biopic Pollock. The second is the western Appaloosa, which opens today. Besides directing the film, Harris also stars and contributed to the screenplay, which is an adaptation of Robert Parker's novel. Harris plays Virgil Cole, one part of a two-man peace-keeping operation. The other part is Everett Hitch (Viggo Mortensen),......
Continue Reading "CinePhillyist Reviews... Appaloosa"September 26, 2008
Often times movies require suspension of disbelief, and Eagle Eye is no exception to that requirement. In this action thriller, there are certainly some far-fetched concepts, but nothing that ultimately takes the audience out of the movie, shaking heads in disbelief. It's more of a situation where, over coffee later, one might mention how such-and-such was a little ridiculous, but man that was effing cool when that huge crane smashed through the building. Directed by......
Continue Reading "CinePhillyist Reviews.... Eagle Eye"September 19, 2008
Like most Americans, this Phillyist first encountered Ricky Gervais through his work on The Office and Extras. Both shows feature Gervais bringing an appealing quality to relatively unappealing characters: the buffoonish David Brent in The Office, and the cynical Andy Millman in Extras. And so it's not entirely surprising the Gervais's first big-screen feature, Ghost Town, provides a vehicle for Gervais to take the audience on a ride from general distaste for his character to......
Continue Reading "CinePhillyist Reviews... Ghost Town"September 12, 2008
Joel and Ethan Coen are probably two of the greatest filmmakers alive. Their filmography is a list of instant classics. Last year they put out the powerful, critically acclaimed Cormac McCarthy adaptation No Country for Old Men, a dark and bloody film. They've followed it up this year with a film that's nearly as bloody, and even almost as dark in terms of its view of humanity, but nowhere near as serious. To describe Burn......
Continue Reading "CinePhillyist Reviews... Burn After Reading"August 15, 2008
Just in case there was any doubt left, yes, Robert Downey is in blackface for almost the entirety of Tropic Thunder. And no, I didn't feel guilty about laughing at him. That's because Downey, who plays the Russel Crowe-like Kirk Lazarus, is laughing at himself. It's a ridiculous premise: a multi-time Oscar winner, Lazarus undergoes controversial (you don't say!) skin pigmentation-altering surgery to play the African-American sergeant of the American platoon featured in the Vietnam......
Continue Reading "CinePhillyist Reviews... Tropic Thunder"July 18, 2008
I can't remember a recent film that's received as much publicity leading up to its release as The Dark Knight. What with all the insane viral advertising, marketing deals with Domino's and Comcast and whoever else, and then all the press surrounding the sudden and tragic death of Heath Ledger shortly after he completed filming his role as the Joker, it's been hard to avoid hearing about the movie. Reviews of the film have been......
Continue Reading "CinePhillyist Reviews... The Dark Knight"June 20, 2008
As the credits rolled on Get Smart, I thought to myself: "Ah. Well that makes sense." The missing piece to the puzzle? Mel Brooks and Buck Henry, the creators of the original series, served as consultants on the film. My guess is that they're the reason things in the film, although silly, never got too over-the-top, and that as things began to near the top, there was just a little bit of restraint used. Which......
Continue Reading "CinePhillyist Reviews... Get Smart"May 30, 2008
I entered the Ritz East with a mixture of trepidation and excitement. Excitement because, well, this was Sex and the City the movie. Fear because after six seasons of a fun (albeit not always well-written) show and a surprisingly satisfying finale, how could doing a follow-up movie possibly be a good idea? Turns out that both emotions were perfectly justified. There was plenty to be excited about: a reunion of four of my favorite television......
Continue Reading "CinePhillyist Reviews... Sex and the City"May 21, 2008
Like many other members of my generation, I grew up with Indiana Jones. Along with the Star Wars trilogy, the films about the dashing, whip-cracking, snake-fearing archaeologist who was named after the dog were three of my favorite movies (yes, I'm one of those poor bastards who drank all the George Lucas Kool Aid he was given and then asked for more), and I still think they're some of the greatest action movies ever made.......
Continue Reading "CinePhillyist Reviews... Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull"May 9, 2008
I have distant and blurry—but very fond—childhood memories of the old original Speed Racer cartoon. Based on those memories, the show was about a family of people who all talked very fast (with their lips never quite matching up with the words they were saying) and drove very fast and had crazy adventures. Oh, and there was a monkey. So when I first heard the Wachowskis, of all people, were making a live-action adaptation, I......
Continue Reading "CinePhillyist Reviews... Speed Racer"May 2, 2008
Let me begin by saying, Iron Man disappointed me. This disappointment, however, stemmed mostly from my own incredible optimism when it comes to films of this type, and the incredible amount of hype that has surrounded this film since it was announced. These two factors had been working on me together, building and building, until, when I walked into the theater for the preview screening of Iron Man, I was fully convinced that it would......
Continue Reading "CinePhillyist Reviews... Iron Man"April 25, 2008
Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle is about as good as a stoner movie can get – and we mean that in an enthusiastic way, not a disparaging one. It is sufficiently stupid on its surface, but has some surprisingly good, smart laughs in it. Plus, as much as it's about a couple stoners craving a meal, it's also about being in your early 20's and not really sure what to do with yourself......
Continue Reading "CinePhillyist Reviews... Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay"March 28, 2008
Ryan Phillipe stars in Stop-Loss as Sergeant Brandon King, just home to Brazos, Texas from serving in Iraq. Expecting to be "gettin' out," instead he is informed that the Army has invoked the Stop-Loss provision, meaning that his contract will be involuntarily extended and he must return to Iraq. Director Kimberly Peirce will tell you that this is not an Iraq war movie, but that should be clear to anyone who views the film. Rather,......
Continue Reading "CinePhillyist Reviews... Stop-Loss"March 21, 2008
Pop quiz: On your first day of high school, if you are a shy, gangly teenager whose only friend is a pudgy wannabe rapper, when you see some bloodthirsty upperclassmen stuffing the only kid dorkier than you into a locker, do you stand up for what's right or do you slink into the corners and thank god it's not you? In Drillbit Taylor, young Wade (Nate Hartley) chooses the noble and stupid option #1. This......
Continue Reading "CinePhillyist Reviews… Drillbit Taylor"March 7, 2008
I like Jason Statham. I think he's a really talented guy. But let's face it, besides Snatch and Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, he hasn't been in very many decent movies. Just look at his filmography: Transporter 2, that Uwe Boll Dungeon Siege thing, The One. Ugh. For that reason, I went into my screening of The Bank Job with pretty low expectations. And I came out pretty impressed. It's actually a really solid......
Continue Reading "CinePhillyist Reviews... The Bank Job"February 29, 2008
Penelope is explicitly a modern fairy tale—even to the point of opening with "Once upon a time..." and ending with "...and they lived happily ever after"—about a young woman named Penelope (Christina Ricci), who is cursed. Her family is very old and very rich, and many years ago, a male of their number thought he'd fallen in love with a washerwoman, but ultimately broke his promise to marry her. When the woman subsequently committed suicide,......
Continue Reading "CinePhillyist Reviews... Penelope"February 22, 2008
Ah, the teen comedy. It's one of those genres that just won't die, and why should it? When we're younger, we get a glimpse of what might be. When we're actually teens, we're able to gaze upon an alternate reality: "Mine's not like this, but maybe someone else's is." And upon reaching adulthood, we can view the films and laugh at how unrealistic their premises are, and yet how real some of their characters seem......
Continue Reading "CinePhillyist Reviews... Charlie Bartlett"February 22, 2008
Ever since I saw Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind—the wildly imaginative, deeply moving, incredibly insightful sci-fi/romance/drama/comedy with Jim Carrey that came out in 2004—I've been pretty keen to see what else writer-director Michel Gondry can do. I found his next fiction feature film, The Science of Sleep, ultimately unsatisfying, but just as imaginative and affecting as ESotSM. So I was thrilled to hear about Gondry's latest project: Be Kind Rewind. This film—set over the......
Continue Reading "CinePhillyist Reviews... Be Kind Rewind"January 25, 2008
UPDATE: Digg this, please! “Thanks for coming out to the movie tonight. If we catch you filming anything, we will pull you out of here and prosecute you to the fullest extent of the law, so (Jack Benny-esque comedic pause) enjoy the movie.” With these words spoken by a suited, security officer before the screening of Sylvester Stallone’s new Rambo film, perhaps I should have been tipped off to the aggressive nature of the film......
Continue Reading "CinePhillyist Reviews... Rambo"January 18, 2008
So, what is Cloverfield? Probably if you've watched the ads, you've thought of Godzilla, and although it certainly has a lot in common with that series, it also has elements of The Blair Witch Project. It's a monster movie, but told in a hyper-realistic way, from the point of view of the people on the streets who are running between the toes of the monster. Critics (well, the cut-rate ones, anyway) will often compare films......
Continue Reading "CinePhillyist Reviews... Cloverfield"January 11, 2008
Imaginary phone call between Jack Nicholson and Morgan Freeman (pretend you're hearing it it in their voices): JN: Hey there, Morgan. What are you up to the next six weeks? MF: Don't have any set plans, Jack. All the voice-over work I'm doing these days is pretty flexible. To be perfectly honest with you, it's a little boring. JN: I hear ya. Diane Keaton is tied up making shit movies for the next few......
Continue Reading "CinePhillyist Reviews... The Bucket List"December 21, 2007
Editor's note: This review contains some comments and descriptions that could be considered "spoilers," but only if you're unfamiliar with the story of Sweeney Todd, which is unforgivable anyway, so we have little sympathy for you. I love Stephen Sondheim. I even took a semester-long course on Stephen Sondheim. I like to think of myself as pretty intimately acquainted with Sondheim's work. And so I'm probably going to be a lot pickier about an adaptation......
Continue Reading "CinePhillyist Reviews... Sweeney Todd"December 14, 2007
“Shit, I could write that,” said a woman at the Bridge on Monday, when told that Juno was about a teenage pregnancy. Thing is, dear reader, so could you. Not because you found yourself trying to buy a ticket for three to your junior prom, mind; but neither Juno nor this summer’s Knocked Up stray too far from the basic emotional territory set out in Nine Months, Father of the Bride Part II, and the......
Continue Reading "CinePhillyist Reviews... Juno"December 14, 2007
Will Smith is one of Philadelphia's great "local boy makes good" stories (and Philly hasn't forgotten that, either; I'm pretty sure I sat next to his school teacher at the preview screening of this film that I attended, and even though she was asleep for a good portion of it, she seemed happy to be there). He's come a long way, and although he doesn't always make the best choices, he does always put in......
Continue Reading "CinePhillyist Reviews... I Am Legend"December 7, 2007
Take a cursory look at the release history of Blade Runner (which originally came out in 1982) and you might begin to think that Ridley Scott has caught a George Lucas-sized case of Special Edition-itis - you know, that terrible disease that afflicts some directors and causes them to keep tweaking and re-editing and re-releasing their films in different versions, over and over and over. Wikipedia lists seven different versions of Blade Runner, for......
Continue Reading "CinePhillyist Reviews... Blade Runner: The Final Cut"December 7, 2007
Although The Golden Compass is being compared to the Narnia Chronicles in some of the ads, the series that the book it's based on is a part of - Philip Pullman's His Dark Materials trilogy - is really the anti-Narnia: equal but exactly opposite to C.S. Lewis' saga of Christian allegory. Some people are saying that The Golden Compass is anti-Catholic - and they're right. The movie doesn't emphasize it as much as the book......
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