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Every weekday of December (except for December 25, that is), Phillyist will be counting down to 2008 with our highlights from the past year and our predictions for the next. If you have a list you'd like to submit, let us know!

...Hilarious: It's not celeb news, but dammit, click the (moderately NSFW) link anyway. (Via Gallery of the Absurd.)

The shapeless dough of the internet, formed into tasty pellets and baked to perfection, just for you.

The shapeless dough of the internet, formed into tasty pellets and baked to perfection, just for you.

The shapeless dough of the internet, formed into tasty pellets and baked to perfection, just for you.

Enjoy this special, all-video-clip edition of Whiz of the Web! It's more stupid internet movies than you can comfortably smash into a hoagie roll!

Phillyist suggests you take Wednesday off (or at least leave work/school early) and head over to the Institute of Contemporary Art in West Philly - preferably via bike, jet-pack, or Aston Martin - because the ICA is screening a James Bond Movie Marathon from noon to midnight. They claim this has something to do with their current exhibition - Rodney Graham: A Little Thought. But figuring out the connection between Bond and Graham is a little tricky. Graham is a Canadian artist who's best known for his upside-down pictures of trees (see above), as well as his odd films, like the one in which he had himself recorded biking through a German park on acid. James Bond is, well, James Bond - invincible super-spy and irresistible sex symbol. So...they're both in movies. And they're both kind of...trippy?

The Cranky Cocktail knows it's been a while since he's had a chance to impart to you some of his choice wisdom. He apologizes. But to make it up to you, here's a picture of a hot model. Specifically, it's International Fetish Model Kiwi, a Philadelphia local -- check her out in the latest issue of Passional, if you haven't seen it already.