The best of the internet, squirted out in flavorful neon globules, just for you. Defective Yeti is celebrating Halloween with a list of links to the entire text of over 20 spooky stories. Here's a unique list: great pizza moments in film. Yum! (Via Sarah, via SlashFood) It's a joining together of geek-iverses for a good cause! "Fans of Joss Whedon's Firefly/Serenity will auction off an autographed script from SCI FI Channel's Battlestar Galactica to......

A steaming hot pile of our favorite things from around the internets. Dueling Philly cheesesteaks as political metaphor. Thank you, Comedy Central. (Via Debbie) Dude: new trailer for Aliens vs. Predator: Requiem. It will rock your face off. Cross your fingers, folks! A new Entertainment Weekly article suggests a Peter Jackson-directed movie of The Hobbit is closer to becoming a reality. We think the Scream movies made up a great trilogy, and that they should......

The shapeless dough of the internet, formed into tasty pellets and baked to perfection, just for you. Wouldn't you like to know what a bathroom is going to be like before you go in, just in case it's like that bathroom in Trainspotting? Well, that's what The Bathroom Diaries are for. Enjoy! (Via Sarah) Brett Ratner is going to direct Playboy, a movie about the life of Hugh Hefner. (Via Jill) It's a handheld bubblewrap......

The best videos (and pictures) on the internet, chopped into tiny bits and grilled for your enjoyment. Do you like Star Wars? Sure, we all do. But actually, even if you don't, you just might enjoy this clip. Think of it as never-before-seen-footage (except, done with claymation) that takes place right after the end of the first Star Wars movie (the first one they made, we mean...you know, episode IV...). It's the Emperor learning for......