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Phillyist reader Dexter sent us this gem that appeared on philly.com yesterday. We're not entirely sure if it's a typo or a Freudian slip, but whatever it is, it gave us the giggles.

Performances: Debbie Does Dallas: The Musical (To The Wall Productions) (Future Showtimes)

The shapeless dough of the internet, formed into tasty pellets and baked to perfection, just for you.

The nicer the weather gets, the busier we get across the Ist-A-Verse. But we like being busy. Here's a peek at what we've been up to since last week!

Well, we tried. We were so close, too. Damn you, Miami, for preventing an all -ist reunion! Paris even came to the party.

There is so, so much wrong with this video. And we're not even talking the boobs. We're talking the historic fact. But, if your boss isn't around, and you want a few schadenfreuden laughs (so glad I'm not that dumb...), go ahead and spend some time with the Bikini Bandits....

...Gay Iconography: That is a very good question. (Via What Would Tyler Durden Do?

...Anarchy: Apparently, the Clash were really just advocating terrorist attacks. (Via The BBC)

star, following allegations of domestic violence. The presiding judge did not issue the order, but strongly reccommended the two stay apart. We have no real opinion on this matter, since the only thing we think of when we hear Hasselhoff's name is this video. (Via The Associated Press.)

To the male patrons (and aren’t they all?) of local strip clubs:

Dear Philadelphians:

by Ginny O'Neil We love how most websites focused on keeping your place cool and energy usage down tell you it’s not rocket science. Fortunately, heat, humidity and neighbors with man boobs melt our brains, so we don’t mind repeating it. Keeping the sun out is key. Techniques vary. Depending on Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes to block it is not an option. Use shades. Use sheets. That emergency mylar blanket in your bomb shelter is perfect – but the glare may piss your neighbors off. Keep the place closed during the day and air moving inside. Fans. All the time. Use them. Love them. And blow in the air when it starts getting cool in the evening. Access to the attic? Blow, baby, blow. A heavy duty window fan up here, sucking out, will ease your woes (we suppose it would ease anyone’s woes, eh?). They even have a feature to keep the foul weather out, so you can run it all the time. If you have an air conditioner, make sure it’s well installed. Fill in the cracks in the window. Fill in the neighbors crack while you’re at it. Make sure it’s level. Clean the filter. You don’t want it running all the time – so the more prep you do the better. Remember – heat inside stays inside. Fridge running hot? Take a vacuum to the coils. Unplug stereo and computer components when you’re not around. Dishwasher? Are you kidding me? Would it kill you to hand wash? Take the cooking outside. Grill it up. Invite us over. We like our filet rare. And no man boobs.