The shapeless dough of the internet, formed into tasty pellets and baked to perfection, just for you. Create your own comic strip, with no artistic ability required. Sense of humor, however, is not optional. Geekadelphia left us salivating over what just might be the coolest table ever. And ShinyShiny found the lamps to go with it. How walkable is your neighborhood? Find out using Walk Score. This Phillyist's lair scored a 94/100. Sweet. But it......

We're guessing most of you are hungover from St. Patrick's Day. We are too. But still, we're going to muddle on through our green haze and give you (drum roll please...) this Week In -ists. We start with SFist which broke the -ist record for comments with nearly 500 comments on a post about our Mayor's girlfriend. She responded back on charges that she's not a "girl's girl" and, whoo boy-- the floodgates? They......

A steaming hot pile of our favorite things from around the internets. This video is pretty brilliantly made. It looks like it's going to be your typical home-made teen party video, but then... well, let's just say drunkenness and lightsabers don't mix. (Via Steve) Battlestar Galactica season 3 gag reel, complete with political commentary, clips from random other shows and movies, and a BG rap! If you're not caught up, stay away, as spoilers abound.......

...Spokesfailures: We will never get tired of hearing about what a failure at life K-Fed is. (Via What Would Tyler Durden Do?) ...Maturity: Paris Hilton has tons of it. (Via Us Weekly.) ...Wacko: One more reason to stay out of Vegas. (Via New York Daily News.) ...Manipulation: This takes "he sees you when you're sleeping" to a much creepier level. (Via Just Jared.) ...Gay: You know how much Phillyist digs lists. Here's a particularly......

The best of the internet, squirted out in flavorful neon globules, just for you. We feel very bad for the Wii-less among you, which is why we're happy to present to you two fun ways to win one of your own. Good luck! Speaking of the Wii...guess who had the best week ever?! That's right, biotches!! (Via) If you love your Wii so much that you just can't put your remote down, even when you......

Philebrity readers take Septa to task with some re-mixed Septa ads.Despite Best Week Ever declaring a moratorium on Brokeback Mountain references, Philly just can't let it go. (Please note how we resisted making the inevitable reference to "quitting.")   Overheard in Philly uses it to take a shot (har har) at Dick Cheney, while; PhillySound is all seriousness, and makes an interesting point about the film Phillyist hadn't considered: "The most important thing, the......

So maybe you went out last Wednesday, Wednesday being the new Saturday, and perhaps you met someone special in between drinks at Striped Bass... or just someone worthy of a few hours of your company. And maybe you want to take them out and act all classy before they figure out that your idea of a good time actually involves air conditioning, your underwear, two six packs of Yuengling and the weekend marathon of Best......