Results tagged “beaches”

This has been a rough week for your -ist pals, though you wouldn't know it from the great posts all over the network. Plagued with server problems, our tech team (led by the great Neil Epstein) toiled around the clock to solve the glitches as they arose. Seriously, we've said, typed, and thought the phrase "server problems" more in the past week than we have for the last 35 years combined. Why not say it a few more times, just for fun? For example, SFist is sure the San Francisco Chronicle wishes they could blame server problems for this error. But this San Francisco man that appeared on "The Daily Show" is, sadly, no glitch in the system.

This up-and-down weather might be leaving our local avian friends all a-twitter (sorry), but there's one bird who hasn't let us down in thirty-five years. Today's Elite -ist goes out to him.

People often make outrageous claims like, “You have a better chance of getting killed in a car accident than getting eaten by a shark.” Well, no shit, genius. Since we humans don’t spend hours every day wading in shark infested waters, but rather on car infested highways, that proclamation is true, but quite pointless.