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In this week's Phillial, Phillyist is in the navy. And there's roleplaying! Today's question comes from a Philadelphia-area student:

In this week’s Phillial, we move on from glass cocks to glass houses - or Home Depot, that is. We know there’s a catchy transition in there somewhere. Please don’t throw stones at us. Or dildos.

After one Phillyist staffer’s hiatus in Texas (and a fruitless hunt for the real Butterscotch Stallion, although we learned that a certain Mr. Delay is a real power bottom) we're back to answer your Love and Sex questions. This week’s query comes from a reader fed up with the South Street sex toy scene:

Phillyist is proud to present its first contest. One winner will receive two tickets to tomorrow's TONY HAWK'S BOOM BOOM HUCK JAM event, starting at 7 pm at the Wachovia Center.

We don't like Hoobastank, but we know the song: "I'm not a perfect person." The song is wrong, though. When we sing it at drunk staff meetings, we change it to: "You're not a perfect person." And you're not. But that's OK. We're here to help.