Bloody hell, what is going wrong? Didn't we say to stop doing this?
Bloody hell, what is going wrong? Didn't we say to stop doing this?
Philadelphia meanie (and school district bus driver) Bill Mitchell lobbed three kittens out the back door of his school bus yesterday morning while the Port Richmond neighbors watched. Terri Gerretz and her daughter, who unlike Mitchell are not monsters wearing human skin, ran from their yard to stop him. When that failed, they scooped up the hungry, bug-ridden kitties and wrapped them in blankets, and called 911 with the bus's license plate.
What a week for the morally bankrupt—get out your human hamster balls—the jerkface warning this week is in red alert. We're less shining city on a hill and more festering, partially drained swamp sinkholed between two slime-pollutant-intoxicated rivers.
We've already mentioned this story. And we likely will again. But seriously, look at this poor cat. Who does something like that? And don't most serial killers start with animals? Shudder.
What's new and/or interesting on TV this week.
This column came about because, back in January, we read Bill Maher's "Dickheads of the Year;" the next day, we'd read a story about a couple of wastes of human life who had viciously beaten, stoned and hanged a Pit Bull in North Philadelphia. We were disgusted and appalled, and the "Dickheads of the Year" column was still fresh in our minds, and dishonorees.
What's new and/or interesting on TV this week.
In honor of Ben Franklin’s birthday, lettuce-clothed PETA activists braved the cold yesterday afternoon to spread the word about animal cruelty. Dressed in nothing but iceberg lettuce, a bit of trim and a stretchy waistband, local Lettuce Lady Nicole Mathews passed out faux-turkey sandwiches, talked to tourists and answered bewildered Franklin Institute attendants in 30 degree cold. All, of course, prompting the perfectly reasonable question, “whaaaa?”