Hello! Welcome to my gossip blog! It is wonderful that you chose to read me today. Good for you! Here’s what’s hot: Guess which young male heartthrob was seen snuggling with a famous male sports star while his wife and child waited at home? I am not going to tell you, that is between them and their families. Britney Spears was seen at the 50th Birthday party for fashionista Christan Audigier in LA this holiday......

What's new and/or interesting in Philly theaters this weekend. Finishing the Game - We posted the preview for this one a ways back. It's a mockumentary about director Robert Clouse's attempt to finish the film Game of Death after the untimely death of its star, Bruce Lee. In Finishing the Game, Clouse starts a frantic search for an impersonator to replace Lee, and much wackiness and Hollywood satire ensue. Sounds like fun, but keep in......

The best of the internet, squirted out in flavorful neon globules, just for you. Holy crap, people! Stephen Colbert is running for president! He announced his candidacy on his show last night. Colbert has said he'll run as both a Republican and a Democrat, so he can lose twice, and that he will run in South Carolina, and South Carolina alone (that being his home state - and the home to one of the key,......

On July 17th, Michael Vick (among others) was indicted on myriad charges, including illegal dog fighting. You also shouldn't forget his weak attempt to "smuggle" a bong through airport security in January – a charge which was dropped because all tests on the confiscated substances came back negative. You'll also remember that in 2005, Vick was sued by a woman alleging that he passed herpes onto her while using the alias "Ron Mexico." Paris Hilton......

What's new and/or interesting at Philly theaters this weekend. Eagle vs. Shark - This film, about the quirky romance between two misfits, was screened at the Philadelphia Film Festival this year; you can read our review right here. Trailer Showing at: Ritz at the Bourse A Mighty Heart - This is the dramatization of Mariane Pearl's memoir about her husband Daniel Pearl, the journalist who was murdered in 2002. Angelina Jolie stars as Mariane, and......

...Cry-Baby: Umm... They ain't your personal belongings if they don't belong to you! (Via The Superficial.) ...That's Hot: Paris Hilton has no place on this planet. Also, this video proves that she's not really singing on her album. And nobody looks good in night vision. (Via What Would Tyler Durden Do?) ...Mourning: Our opinion of Angelina Jolie goes back and forth, but we are sad to hear this. (Via CNN.) ...Snub: Well... it at least......

...Cartoons: The wonderful thing about tiggers is most definitely not their propensities for violence. (Via Local6.com.) ...Lame: Wax on... Wax off... (Via The Superficial.) ...Aww: We like celebrity babies. Because when they're babies, they're not yet corrupted by Hollywood decadence and seeing Britney Spears' cooter. (Via San Jose Mercury News.) ...Precautionary Tales: And this is why Phillyist wants to be done with the baby-havin' by forty. (Via People.) ...Maternal Instincts: And suddenly, much of......

Sorry we're a little late this week. It happens, sometimes... ...Main Points Missed: That's us, missing the main point. This story is adorable, but hello? When did Pennsylvania become part of the Midwest? (Via The Pittsburgh Post-Gazette.) ...People Who Write Good: Well, at least her handwriting's decent. (Via The Superficial.) ...Been Around the World and Found that Only Stupid People Are Breeding: Angelina Jolie is really thoughtful. No, seriously. (Via What Would Tyler Durden Do?)......

By way of Attytood, Phillyist learned that Philadelphia is being bandied about as a possible location for next year's blogging extravaganza, Yearly KOS. And whereas the possibility that influential, impassioned political bloggers might storm the area next year is an exciting one and sure, we're pleased that one of the detractor's complaints is that there's too much to see and do here, Phillyist is more tickled by the fact that one commenter referred to......

A steaming hot pile of our favorite things from around the internets. Man, that is one awesome billboard. (Via) Zidane vs. Materazzi, the game! It's pointless, silly, and over in seconds, but...well, come to think of it, that's pretty much the criteria we use to pick things out for this post! (Via) And just in case you still haven't seen enough representations of this infamous moment, here's another one. Finally, somebody's figured out how to......

...Proof of Existence: Suri Cruise could be fictional. (Via The Superficial.) Or, she might exist after all. And she's probably ugly. (Via The Superficial.) ...Stating the Obvious: Britney Spears doesn't feel sexy these days. We wonder what her first clue was. (Via People.) ...Legal Troubles: Michael Jackson will be back in court, again. This one, he might actually lose -- I don't think anyone believes his kids are actually his kids. (Via Heckler Spray.)......

...Gay Iconography: That is a very good question. (Via What Would Tyler Durden Do? ...Causes: Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie will be selling pictures of their new baby and giving the money to charity. Of course, if you scan that quickly, it looks like Brat Pitt and Angelina Jolie will be selling their new baby. (Via The High-Heeled Hotties and The Superficial) ...Rumor Mill: Are Jessica Alba's boobs real? You decide! (Via What Would Tyler......

...Philadelphia Recognition: Jodie Foster, Phillyist's graduation speaker, actually gave quite a good speech, and what you can't hear in the clip is all the Penn grads singing along with her. Superficial, you disappoint us. (Via The Superficial) ...Reconciliation: Martha Stewart and theDonald seem to have made up because she sent his new baby a gift. Thus proving that you can be rich and still need people to buy you things to make you feel fulfilled.......

A steaming hot pile of our favorite things from around the internets. Today's list is FHM's 100 Sexiest Women in the World for 2006. The entire list doesn't seem to be online as far as we can tell, but The Movie Blog has the top ten. It's hard to argue with any of the choices, although we got over our crush on Teri Hatcher (#10) a long time ago (some time after we stopped watching......

Brad Pitt can't keep his hands off... Philly, it seems. Us Weekly announced that the Mr. and Mrs. Smith star will be joining Mr. Will Smith at Live 8 this weekend. And Pitt's possibly pregnant friend Angelina Jolie? It's rumored that she will be on hand for the festivities, but nothing's been confirmed. In addition to this big, um, addition, various outlets have confirmed that Kanye West, whose debut album, The College Dropout, was one......