What's new and/or interesting in Philly theaters this weekend. I Want Someone to Eat Cheese With - Jeff Garlin plays a rather pathetic Chicago actor who lives with his mother, and who, in the opening scenes of the film, gets dumped by his girlfriend, loses a part to Aaron Carter, and leaves an Overeaters Anonymous meeting to go to an ice cream parlor. When he falls for a girl there (Sarah Silverman), it could mean......

This Wednesday The Institute of Contemporary Art hosts A Midsummer Night's Screening, two presentations that are connected to the current exhibition "karen kilimnik." The first presentation, which begins at 7:30 and will loop throughout the evening, is an episode of the classic TV show The Avengers entitled "A Touch of Brimstone." Detailing the exploits of the Hellfire Club, it was banned from American TV due to a little number Emma wears as "The Queen......

This week's quote comes from the very beginning of A Midsummer Night's Dream. As theatregoers, Phillyist very much hopes that you're familiar enough with the play that we don't need to explain the quote to you. But maybe that's just wishful thinking... Now, on with the listings! A Midsummer Night’s Dream - It’s Shakespeare, and it’s sexy. October 13-28. Tickets online. Crime and Punishment - Get this: they took that whole huge book and they’re......