The shapeless dough of the internet, formed into tasty pellets and baked to perfection, just for you. A movie called War Monkeys is on the way, about "two guys trapped underground with a gang of furious, military-trained rhesus monkeys who are mega-smart and weapon-trained." Wow. It's also described as like "Quentin Tarantino's Gremlins." The director, Kevin Munroe, goes on to say: "It's real horror with real scary elements. You've got real monsters here with the......

The best of the internet, squirted out in flavorful neon globules, just for you. It's official: Jon Favreau will direct Iron Man 2 and executive produce The Avengers, and Robert Downey Jr. will reprise his role as Tony Stark/Iron Man in both films. Meanwhile, rumor has it that Christian Bale will play Dr. Strange. We like the idea, but we find it hard to believe Warner Brothers/DC Comics would let that happen. Batman in a......

A steaming hot pile of our favorite things from around the internets. You can now vote on Phillies Nation's "I'm the Biggest Phillies Fan" contest. The winner was going to get two tickets to Game 4 of the World Series... until the site got a cease and desist letter from Major League Baseball Advanced Media. Now the winner will get 2 tickets to an exclusive Phillies Nation tailgate party on Sunday night. How about some......

A tall, icy glass of our favorite internet junk, just for you. Johnny Depp has officially signed on for a fourth Pirates of the Caribbean film. It's also now official that Depp will be playing the Mad Hatter in Tim Burton's Alice in Wonderland. And he'll be playing Tonto in Jerry Bruckheimer's adaptation of The Lone Ranger. Wow! We're glad to see he's keeping busy. Bruce Willis will make his directorial debut with an indie......