What's new and/or interesting in Philly theaters this weekend. Not a whole lot of films opening this weekend, but here's what's happening. Most Likely To Rule: Madagascar 2: Escape To Africa Even movie snobs have to acknowledge the appeal of a well done kid flick, and this one even seems poised to surpass the popularity of the first Madagascar movie. An all star cast including Ben Stiller, Chris Rock, Sacha Baron Cohen, Bernie Mac (R.I.P.),......

I don't have kids, so I may not be the most qualified person to write about today's topic. But I have a mom and a dad, and I'm young enough to remember living under their parentage, so I'm not completely unqualified. Especially because I'm not writing this column on where to change diapers, whether breastfeeding in public is okay, or how to generally raise your kids. Instead, I'm only going to mention that, when......

What's new and/or interesting in Philly theaters this weekend. Broken English - This romantic comedy by first-time writer/director Zoe Cassavetes, and starring Parker Posey and Gena Rowlands, already hit Philly a while back during the Film Festival; you can read our review right here. Trailer Showing at: Ritz at the Bourse Brooklyn Rules - The story of three life long friends set against the backdrop of mobster John Gotti's rise to power in the '80s.......

...Sensitivity: Alec Baldwin needs to maybe get over himself. Just a little. (Via What Would Tyler Durden Do?) ...Health: This must have been the most interesting day on-set ever. (Via Yahoo!) ...Moving Violations: Oh, Britney! (Via People.) ...Comebacks: She's back, and scantily-clad as ever! (Via The Superficial.) ...Shocking! Wait, reality TV doesn't convey reality? What? (Via What Would Tyler Durden Do?) ...Paternity: Tests are the new black. (Via E! Online.) ...Homecomings: We somehow feel that......

What's new and/or interesting in Philly theaters this weekend. Death of a President - What if George W. Bush were assassinated a year from now? That's the question this fictional documentary/political thriller answers, using new and archival footage. The reviews aren't that great, but it sounds like fun... Trailer Showing at: Ritz at the Bourse Little Children - The reviews for this one are great, but the synopsis makes us sick. Suburban malaise, blah blah......

What's new and/or interesting on TV this week. Off the Leash (Mon; 8PM-8:30PM; Lifetime) - Lifetime belatedly jumps on the reality show bandwagon (well, we're reasonably sure they didn't have one already - give us a break, it's not like we sit around watching Lifetime, for God's sake) with this new series following the trials and tribulations of a fledgling canine talent agency in Hollywood called Le Paws, focusing in particular on seven dogs and......

A tall, icy glass of our favorite internet junk, just for you. The geekiest love song of all time! It's composed entirely of math puns...some of which we even understand! (Via) Okay, this is weird: there's an American remake of an Asian film coming out, and it actually has the potential to be better than the original. Of course, that's mainly because the original, Infernal Affairs, wasn't nearly as good as it was cracked up......